ho-patch

refers to tattoos located on the center lower back (usually on women). See "cum-catcher"

"Check out the ho-patch on that one!"

by santorum May 12, 2006

Survival patch

An small material oval, interlocked with a strong, flint weave; Often used to cover the worn, elbow area of a shirt/jacket.

One can create fire by rubbing two or more survival patches together, causing friction.

Dean - "It's so damn cold out here, I wish we had some source of warmth."

Isaac - "Hey, grab that shredded weed. I can use my survival patch to make a small fire."

Greg - "This small fabric oval. What does it mean?"

Tom - "It doesn't mean anything sir... It's a survival patch.

by Ninjafleaslayer February 2, 2010

Coyote Patch

Any bar where old than cougars hang looking for young ones.

Good god man... that is one bad coyote patch, stay out of there.

by mysterymeat4u October 21, 2010

Penis patcher

A penis patcher is someone who loves penises that much that if it was possible they would make a patch work quilt out of penises.

Hey Sam! You penis patcher!

by rebeccabeck'ed September 28, 2014

Stank Patch

Stank Patch is a very smelly or dirty vagina.

I ain't going to munch on Becky's Rug, she has a real stank patch.

by P-Scrilla July 29, 2016

ginger patch

A redhead who doesn't shave her pussy has a ginger patch.

He'll know I'm a true ginger when he sees my ginger patch.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Watermelon patch

When you eat heaps of watermelon with seeds you then proceed to shit the seeds out into another mans mouth who inturn shits into the girls mouth ,this process i double filtered, after 24 hours fuck her in the arse and blow as much load as you can up her ,this will germinate and make the seeds fertile !she will shit out watermelons in the yard creating tasty watermelons for the kids.

I gave her a watermelon patch.

Shes a filthy bitch her backyard is full of watermelons

Watermelon sugar high

by Watermelon kids October 10, 2020