slangin' paste

To masturbate onto something

guy 1: What did you do last night?

guy 2: Kate and I just went to a bar, came home and started slangin' paste on her bosom, then went to bed.

by clowncar December 16, 2008

waste paste

Human shit that is peanut paste in texture. Tends to leave ceramic mascara

The bowl was covered in waste paste; Jennifer dry wretched.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Paste Job

When a male cums on a female's breasts, then proceeds to rub his body against the female's until they are both covered in cum.

I totally paste jobbed that girl last night, it made a big mess.

by JamesDuffy121 September 30, 2013

Snatch Paste

The nasty gunk in the inside folds or labia of a girl's vagina. Also, a nasty or unclean girl's vagina that has dried up toilet paper, or various other detritus stuck in folds.

Dave: Hey, Marc. So did you finally get to go down on Jill?
Marc: Yeah dude, but that skank was dirty.
Dave: Why's that?
Marc: I wasn't about to eat her snatch paste.

by AveryM89 May 29, 2010

Sex Paste

Like toothpaste for your dick.

Ouuu that’s nice, have you been using sex paste?

Sex paste anyone?

by Fast Achiever December 31, 2018

Past tents

When a person tries to correct someone's grammar because they have nothing else to say after losing an argument in the YouTube comments. The correction is most likely wrong, the person has no clue what the hell they're talking about and is probably going to get bullied even more.

Lame guy: Bro I accidentally cutted myself yesterday.
Cool guy: You mean *cut.
Lame guy: No you idiot! It's past tents!
Cool guy: ...

by Random guy with no friends June 19, 2020

thrusting paste

"lube" (sexual lubricants)

"I might hurt my girlfriend if I try to fuck her without thrusting paste."

by fickderwelt June 1, 2009