Euphemism for "to take a dump".
I was initially only going to be gone for a minute, but once I was in the bathroom I realized I needed to put the parking brake up.
by birdlaunch7 April 5, 2009
Get the put the parking brake up mug.when a man gives in to a woman's wishes because he doesn't want to lose his sexual privileges (to the point that you expect he will be performing ballet at any minute)
by Moonbeam Snowflake January 11, 2010
Get the put on the tutu mug.The silent treatment, especially via text. This can happen after first obtaining a girl's phone number and never hearing back or after a date.
I went out with Hillary once and thought it was cool, but I guess not. I texted her the next day and got put on freeze.
by Canyoukeepup November 2, 2010
Get the put on freeze mug.The act of making a contribution or donating one's time in an attempt to bring about a change; To be instrumental in a cause.
Ex. 1- Look here, you lazy son of a bitch. I believe it's about time you put down that cell phone, crawl out from under your shade tree, and put a fuckin' dick on it! You got that?!?!?!
Ex. 2- And so my fellow Americans, the time has come to act boldly, to act without hesitation. I say to you tonight, the time has come... to put a dick on it.
Ex. 2- And so my fellow Americans, the time has come to act boldly, to act without hesitation. I say to you tonight, the time has come... to put a dick on it.
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Get the put paper in the copy machine mug.When you do a good deed that should absolutely get you laid, but you're not trying to get ass at the moment, you put that in the pussy bank. When you're ready to go to Pound Town, you make a withdrawal from the Pussy Bank. Rinse and repeat.
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