pie crust promise

A promise, just like pie crust, that is easily made and easily broken.

Joe: Ay, you promised you would help me on my assignment
Chris: Dat was a pie crust promise so don't even trip.

by C.J.1216 March 6, 2008

junkie's promise

A promise made to be broken, usually through self-delusion, like a junkie saying he just needs one more hit before going straight.

Bob: Man, I got trashed last night. I'm never drinking like that again.

Ted: Ya right, that's a junkie's promise.

by b s d December 15, 2008

Pinky Promise

The most sacred, serious, vowel anyone can ever swear to. If broken, you must suffer some serious consequences. These promises come straight from the heart and are sworn to value. Remember the code!

Also know as a "Pinky-Swear"

Ashley told me that she pulled the fire alarm. I made a pinky promise to her saying I wouldn't tell a soul.

by lavenderlavy December 25, 2009

Pointer Promise

Like a pinky promise, only better, because a pointer finger promise means nothing. Not legally binding in any way.

EX: "Pinky promise?"
-"Hell no, I only pointer promise bitch."

by Maggalicious Definition August 17, 2011

sean promise

a sean promise is a bigger promise than a regular promise. I (sean)promise

I sean promise that it wasn't me mugging grannies on merseyside for their giros

by stanmac088 October 19, 2020

welsh promise

Promise made by a Welshman, or other shady individual, that has no intention of honoring the agreement made by the promise.

Ere mate sort us out with a can of denzel, i'll get you one later yeah?

Sounds like a welsh promise coming from you mate, get it yourself.

by BobDole69er September 27, 2013

thomas the promise

His real name is Thomas Farley...he was the greatest most loving friend that anyone could ask for. Thomas is funny and most of all accepting of many. he had good personal relationships with all his friends. He was killed by a retard who we all hope will spend the rest of his life in jail. With him there was never a boring moment.

Thomas the promise is always doing something crazy and halarious! When ever you're with him you will always be too busy laughing............LOLOLOLOL

by anjlekizzez January 18, 2008