Pint Men

A group of men who consume an abundance of pints collectively on a regular basis

Man - "Oh look over there it's Will, Randy, Murph, Rod, J-dawg, Higlad and CKIII"

Woman - "Oh yes they are the pint men of Naas. They have been known to each consume 30 pints or more in a day. CKIII isn't as strong as the others though"

by W131190 August 30, 2018

one pint syndrome

The act if being such a super light-weight, you feel you are drunk after just one pint, normally beer.

Joe is suffering from one pint syndrome.

by Soggy busquets October 19, 2013

2 Pint Warrior

A British stereotype that works on a building site and spends all his earnings at the local pub. After 2 pints he will fight innocent civilians as an attempt to attract a female mating partner. If successful he will then father a child, occupy a council house and claim benefits.

"look at that 2 pint warrior fighting on the dance floor"

by bellchug July 31, 2007

Two Pint Screamer

Term used to describe someone incapable of drinking alcohol, such that if they drink any more than two pints of lager they start to behave like a twat.

Also used to describe a wimp who insists that alcohol is the root of all evil and only concedes to it "for medicinal purposes".

"Nah, I'm not going if Dave is, he's a two pint screamer, he'll show us up"

"... and a coke with ice for Darren, cos he's a two pint screamer"

by Mr.T, I pity da fool! October 14, 2004

ten pint princess

A ten pint princess refers to a woman who looks extremely attractive to a bloke in a pub or a club, at 6am in the morning who has had 10 pints of beer. Usually these princesses' are total mingers, and the poor fella will have the shock of his life the next morning, when he wakes up to find some big hairy bird with who weighs in about 200lbs, sitting on his cock.

Did you see Tom last night? he was that pissed he fucked off home with that minger who looks like Trot out of Eastenders, you know the one, the fat ugly fucker....the poor bloke is going to have the shock of his life when he wakes up and see's a ten pint princess sitting on his cock.

by Britannic May 25, 2009

Going Full Pint

When doing something in the best possible way, not cutting any corners.

Man A: "Bro, I'm on the boss level - Look at the size of it"
Man B: "Come on Bro, you can do it!"
Man A: "You know! I'm going full pint!"

- OR -

Man A: "Look what just walked in, I have to speak to her"
Man B: "Okay Bro but if you're gonna' go, be going full pint"

by Ternal September 17, 2010

half-pinted-fuck

A term for calling someone a midget; basically telling them they're the size of quite literally half a pint

Person 1: "How tall are you?"
Person 2" "Taller than you for sure you half-pinted-fuck"

by carnette September 23, 2023