Pilan, a guy who thinks he owns the world but is actually just a little bitch , this guy could be capping to you that he gets some game but we all know that this is cap. Pilan is a member of the legendary Hilan squad: Pilan, Jilan, Dilan and Hilan. You never want to meet this squad because their energy is to have absolutely no game and pussy for the rest of your life. Pilan is the kind of dumbass to choose tso over aso just because he had ONE bad grade. NEVER fall for pilan's fat ass manipulation because he is fat and nasty. You can smell this nasty disgusting fat fuck's toes from miles away because he lives in a garbage can. Pilan's charger gets stolen once in a while and he is fat like i already said multiple times. You should hate every little part about Pilan because why not, he is a loser with no purpose in life. this guy is so disgusting i could write a whole ass paragraph just about how fat he is. Fuck this ugly motherfucker, he will be gay later because his chance on some actual game is -5%, if you are reading this Pilan, I HATE YOU. I hope you will never make it in life disgusting ahh fat ahh dirty ahh nasty ahh gross ahh pedophile ahh terrible rizz ahh childish ahh fat ahh goofy ahh corny ahh earthquake ahh. Pilan YOU ARE FAT, YOU WON'T MAKE IT ANYWHER EIN LIFE JUST KILLYOURSELF IT WILL MAKE EVERYONE'S LIFE BETTER FUCK YOU!!
THAT FAT ASS BTICH IS HARASSING A CHILD , MUST BE A FUCKING PILAN BECAUSE HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHOU WOULD BE ABLE TO DO THIS DISGUSTING SHIT.
That fat fuck is kissing a man, pilan alert.
That fat fuck is kissing a man, pilan alert.
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