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Pervert lips

A male who has a distinct type of lips that make you think that he is a pervert, pedophile or sexual molester.
Hey, look that guy has pervert lips!
by Giggity1988 December 8, 2010
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Pervert Washington

An intense spaz and filthy dirty smoker who happens to be a pervert in the worst way possible causing him to be feared by all making him alone forever
Boy is that Wesley a really big Pervert Washington,like the perfect definition of one...
by SexyStalin January 18, 2019
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Pervert face

A face that was supposed to be sexy, but failed and ended up a pervert face, instead. Usually people who do the face have their eyes wide, a creepy smile, and their tongue sticking out. It is a failed attempt at sultry eyes, seductive smirk, and licking their lips.
Girl doing pervert face.

Boy shudders.

Girl: Do you think I'm sexy?

Boy: No, you perverted, ugly butter face.
by IBRockingYou September 6, 2011
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Pervert's Paradox

(1) As a dilemma: Whether it is worse to *find* porn so disturbing it requires eyebleach, or to be looking for it in the first place.
(2) As a trend: The more socially-accepted someone's fetish is, the less likely he or she is to talk about it in an online forum or community. This is because it is very difficult to start furry drama over and/or bawwww about "ordinary" kinks not being accepted. See also attention whore, babyfur, and bestialist.
(1) Ben: If rhinos don't want to be raped by elephants, then maybe they shouldn't dress so provocatively. (Picture of a rhino in panties.)
Houngan: I don't know which would be worse; that you made this picture or found this picture.
Ben: Top Google image hit for "sexy rhino."
Rywill: Turns out that finding it was worse.
Rimbo: That, or looking for it?
Ben: Wow, the Pervert's Paradox.

(2) The Pervert's Paradox is killing the furry fandom.
by Adrimor May 21, 2009
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pervert row

The front row of chairs right on the stage at a strip club.
Hey, if you're not going to tip, get off of Pervert Row.
by Ben Lookin September 14, 2008
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Pervert 5000

the epitimy of being a pervert
"I was getting a lap dance by a beautiful woman, while my friend was drinking a beer at the table, by himself, looking like a pervert 5000."

"Yeah, John has been to the gentlemen's club every day this week and spent his whole paycheck. He is officially a pervert 5000."
by ole'dad13 June 28, 2009
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Pervert Job

A sexual act that is considered to be possibly one of the most perverted.It is usually accompanied by Irmo Jobs.It is when you get a blow job the girl sticks both her legs behind her head then spits the cum inside her vagina when you procede to anal fuck her.
No James, what type of girl do you think I am I would never give you a pervert job.
by James Liddell May 26, 2010
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