Penguin

1) A black and white bird that can't fly.

2) A gorgeous guy that has amazing hair, wears skinny jeans, loves screamo, is fluffy, and has an obsession with pop tarts.

1) Oh my God! Look! It's a penguin!

2) Woah! Did you see that incredibly pretty penguin?!

by Love <333333 February 15, 2010

Penguin

used to describe the way a woman walks after a long night of sex; usually more common with virgins' first nights

Man, you should have seen her! She was a penguin!

by Bowlegged June 23, 2005

penguin

a short guy that has a fat round stomach and walks with his back arched.

My brother in law looks like a penguin especially when he is wearing his wife beater undershirt.

by jp1 November 27, 2006

penguin

An awkward lesbian. Typically identifiable by plaid attire, taste in music that ignores anything more than 5 years old, or tendency to speak to oneself and/or criticize others in a quiet, heavily-impeded speech, much like that of a penguin. Also prone to frantic movements of the arms below the elbows.

She rocked the penguin look, wearing a plaid button down while scoffing at the coldplay song playing through the sound system.

by shakakhan February 23, 2008

penguin

in the United Kindgom, a 1990's strain of LSD. The motif used was that of the classic 'penguin books' logo

i'll do you three penguins for a tenner

by Emperor Xist April 9, 2006

Penguin

Imaginary. Like in Billy Madison.

Billy: Is that it daddy? Did the penguin put you up to this?

by ThePenguin October 4, 2006

Penguin

A short, overweight female who waddles when walking. Common to be seen wearing exercise clothes that don't fit her. Typically preys on men with low standards and recently out of the military. Gets pregnant easily and sucks life out of innocent victim.

Did you hear about Pete? The penguin is 3 months pregnant, he should have listened to his friends.

by Alpha snowflake August 21, 2017