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I don’t wanna be on top, man! I’m a penguin!
Penguin by Sass Squatch November 10, 2018
A lovable animal that lives in Antartica. You can own a penguin with lots of paperwork and permits. They are a social animal. Ty warner invented beanie boos. He released original waddles in 2009.
Penguins are such a cute and lovable animal!!
Penguin by Emkuda November 25, 2018
That new iphone is fucking penguin

Have you been to that new bar - totally penguin
Penguin by Lord Edgeware December 12, 2018
A small aquatic mammal that can launch nuked out of its feathers
Hey that small penguin looks cute, oh shit he’s nuking half of our continent run for your fucking life reeeeeeeeee.
Penguin by SystemOverload February 5, 2019
When an individual is nude from the waist down, while their torso remains clothed.
Wow, I can't believe Maharshi attended a nude beach just to penguin. That guy probably enjoys watching Riverdale.
Penguin by t-tebs March 4, 2019
Someone who is too responsible and generally not Belgium enough
You see that penguin over there caring about their future
Penguin by Cal Alexander April 3, 2019