strokey nonce

pedo (prob named gavin or similar)

Person A: bruv your dads a twat u know
Person B shut up lad your dads a strokey nonce

by big ting n that July 19, 2019

Nonce

The second stage of being a dick. Between an asshole (1st stage) and cunt (3rd stage).

Person 1: I'm a clever kid who does my homework on the day it's due and the teacher's best friend.
Person 2: Fuck u. That's what makes you a god damn nonce.

by A-A 1 January 3, 2021

nondescriptoid

Often fat, more often useless city employee whose job depends on not being cut in the next election. Uniformed, enraged and irritable from their inability to move more than ten feet without sweating, perfectly informed about city politics and the best ways to get the best of one's fellow man. *AVOID AT ALL COSTS!* These creatures are dangerous, spiteful and ready to abuse their position when crossed.

F*&king nondescriptoid -- meters don't start until nine!?

by Dangeruss March 6, 2005

Nonceumentary

A documentary, usually found on Netflix, about some sick, twisted fuck who abducts and fiddles children. Can also be guilty of making the situation seem so trivial but in reality, some sadistic weirdo should be shot.

Did you see that show Abducted in Plain Sight on Netflix? That's a fucked up nonceumentary

by PrestonWalker March 1, 2019

Nonce

Someone who enjoys touching little boys and girls.

I don't want candy, you nonce

by Cvleb March 22, 2019

Nonciest

Nonciest, meaning the most nonce out of a group of people.

Nonce, Noncier, Nonciest

Karen: Steve you are the nonciest person I have ever met! I now have full custody of the kids and I’m taking them far away!
Steve: Karen, NO!

by nonciest April 17, 2019

noncebucket

A noncebucket is a way of insulting someone. It is a bucket full of nonces. Therefore the person you say has a nonce bucket is a major nonce.

Lad burn it ye mush bag daaa owns a noncebucket the dirty neek.

by Wet wipe April 17, 2019