Nonce

Someone who's an idiot.

Harry,you're such a fucking nonce!

by Cutiebae1011 December 28, 2019

NONCE

A child ‘fiddler’

Aka a phedophile specifically towards childlins

STOP TOUCHING UP MY CHILD U NONCEY BOI

by Nioce boi July 12, 2018

nonce

a pedo

that George Pell bloke is a real nonce

by Wadlow June 6, 2019

Nonce

A common term used to describe the Welsh radio and television presenter Jason Mohammad. Often used in and around the Swansea area.

Jason Mohammad is a nonce.

by #Swans June 19, 2018

Nonce

Someone who has committed a sexual offence with a minor

"That mr lee is a right nonce, did you hear what he did with little Matt"

by Garyfrombedfordshire June 13, 2016

Nonce

When someone is a pure fucking pedophile. They are an adult and like to have sex with little girls

Oi lads, dod you hear about Jehan? Yh, Jehan is a proper nonce

by I have the biggest back May 22, 2019

Nonce

A nonce is commonly someone who looks at 10 year-old children. They will often fake their age and identity to get into places like schools just to wank off to children while in lessons.

They often are very fat with heavy kankle that they blame on their acid reflux. They will hide in bushes especially when it is foggy and watch children play.

When the time comes to strike they will take the small children and kiss them claiming that they love them and would like them to be their girlfriend.

They commonly communicate on apps like facebook but will sometimes write letters to each other just so that nobody can track them.

Kenzie: "Do you see that dude hiding in that bush?"
Charlie: "Yeah, it's got that kind of fog lingering around it when a nonce is spying on children"
Harvey: "Oh yes, I used to know a nonce personally. Poor Declan is in prison now as far as I am aware. Sad times"

by bigshamima March 6, 2019