ninjasaurus

Something that is super awesome; greater even than dragons.

Guy 1: Did you see that arnie film last night? He was fighting 10,000 ninja midgets riding velociraptors that have tommy guns for arms... on a space volcano that's about to erupt... using only a SHARK CANNON.

Guy 2: Dude, that's ninjasaurus.

ninjasaurus by Squeeeak January 8, 2008

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

the best show to ever exist ❤️💜💙🧡

me: have you heard of rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles?
intellectual: yeah it’s the best show to ever exist

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by JoeMama02 May 19, 2020

Tyler “Ninja” Blevins 

A manchild that loves to call kids “little shits” he is also known as the “Human Tampon” quote by Ben Lupo due to his red fucking hair. He is also a member of the LGBTQ+ community.

Don’t be a fucking Tyler “Ninja” Blevins, you little whore

Tyler “Ninja” Blevins by Alabama Nibba July 5, 2019

Ninja Piss

when a guy pisses on the rim bowl of the toilet (the white space just above the water) so that it won't make a splashing noise while your peeing.

(a guy thing... i hope)

"It was like 3 in the morning and i didn't wanna wake up my parents so i just took a quick ninja piss"

Ninja Piss by Pete Lee September 10, 2006

Ninja Kick

A very powerful, fast, and normally deadly attacking move usually sought out by ninjas in the need of harm to their foe.

To properly perform a ninja kick you must:

1. Step forward with your recessive leg.
2. Lift your dominant leg by the knee.
3. Bring your leg at an angle with power into your target.
4. Say, "Hiya! I'm a ninja!"

You can perform a fake ninja punch and follow up with a ninja kick, but never fake ninja kick and follow up with a ninja punch. Not only is your leg longer than your arm, and you will most likely miss, but punches are weaker than kicks, so your target will experience pain less than what they expected, and that is not the ninja way.

Ninja Kick

Ninja Kick by LWxxDark Wolf July 21, 2009

Ninjaflip 

A 'ninjaflip' is a verb dictating the action of an arguably epic form of self defence.

Subject A is confronted by Subject B who intends to shake hands. Subject A grabs the wrist of Subject B and flips him/her over his head in an 180 degree motion, flipping and dropping them midair. This results in pain, and frequently laughter from an audience.

"Dude! Did you see Amy? The headmaster just tried to shake her hand and she totally ninjaflipped him!"
"Amy's pro."
"Agreed."

Ninjaflip by Raggamuffin2k9 December 25, 2009

Ninja Sex Party 

Proof that music isn’t dead yet.
Ninja Sex Party is a band formed by well known comedian Danny Avidan, and Brian Wecht. Just about every one of their songs includes incredibly sexual themes and lyrics and it’s amazing, final oppinion, amazing band, great people, great music.

Person 1:”Hey dude, did you listen to the new Ninja Sex Party album.”
Person 2:”Hell yeah man, just like the others it was amazing.”
Person 3:”Oh I don’t listen to that crap, I listen to real music, like Kanye.”
Person 1:”No one would blame us if he killed him.”
Person 2:”Agreed.”

Ninja Sex Party by Blacklisted Omnivore May 18, 2018