A clusterfuck of super rich and super poor towns / cities all in the same area. A place were you cannot die from natural disasters, there are none.
by I_LIVE_HERE April 15, 2011
From where I am in New Jersey I can get to Philadelphia in less than a half-hour and New York City in less than 2 hours.
by Mike the Ekim September 20, 2005
The dumping ground for New York City, New Jersey is where all the cultured and educated centers of the United States stick their degenerates. That is why in New Jersey you will find the worst human beings imagineable: guidos, guidettes, snotty pseudo-intellectuals too dumb to make it in the city, and rednecks that would make Alabama jealous. Just imagine every bad kind-of American, and you'll find their twisted, distorted version in New Jersey - it's as if the radiation mutated them into some kind-of supra-hick. Oh, and if you ever meet a JERZY GURL, you will have no choice but to blow your brains out if you ever want peace of mind again - if you don't, every time you close your eyes you'll see some fat-assed spoiled Italian/Irish girl with cheap platinum hair leaning on her steriod-pumped, spiked-haired boyfriend who beats her everyday.
Don't listen to the other comments on this board about New Jersey being a nice place - the only people who think that are people who've never left the state, or hate New Jersey but have given up all hope of ever finding a better life.
Don't listen to the other comments on this board about New Jersey being a nice place - the only people who think that are people who've never left the state, or hate New Jersey but have given up all hope of ever finding a better life.
"yo, Tony, I just saw some guy who's working hard to make a better life for himself. Let's beat the crap out of him, and then go back to my parents' beachhouse . We can drive there with the Lexus your mom bought you for Easter."
Example demonstrates the lack of education, culture, and self-confidence of New Jersey natives. Also note the resources they have with which to execute their ignorant hatred of anything that makes the United States a decent place to live.
Example demonstrates the lack of education, culture, and self-confidence of New Jersey natives. Also note the resources they have with which to execute their ignorant hatred of anything that makes the United States a decent place to live.
by Mmmmmt May 28, 2005
New Jersey is....alot of things but i'll just stick with retro. New jersey is home to the largest amount of emo kids this world has ever seen. The emo kids in NJ just stand on the street corners and look so cool with their cut hair and angry glances. This state has the best BANDS ever BARNIDA, I LOVE PI, even MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE,and Memoirs OF THE FALLEN-those are just my favorites. OMG! and they all preform at clubs in morristown and montclair! now if i were you iD go to new jersey right now and see them along with the jersey shore because it's just lovely! i went down to wildwood on a school trip for the first time an i couldn't belive how amazing it was! i'v been to the bahamas and the jersey shore is way more beautiful! plus the boardwalk has the best rides and food ever. and by the way right now in New Jersey BATTLE OF THE BANDS is going on so vote 4 BARNIDA!!!
Hey Tiffany gosh i'm so bored of being a loser and only listening to stupid signed bands!
Well emo child lets go down to New Jersey, Montclair at the Bloomfield Ave cafe and see Barnida play live at all ages night!
Well emo child lets go down to New Jersey, Montclair at the Bloomfield Ave cafe and see Barnida play live at all ages night!
by emochild4life August 02, 2005
part of the east coast's infamous "emo trio" (NJ, PA, and MD/DC) where nearly all of the good emo bands come from. also where all of the crappy ones come from, but this matters not.
Lauren: "so Dave, are we hitting new jersey this weekend so we can cry at a show."
Dave: "of course Lauren, but only if you're up for shagging in my band's ultra-hip chevy astro."
Lauren: "oh Dave, you know it!"
Dave: "of course Lauren, but only if you're up for shagging in my band's ultra-hip chevy astro."
Lauren: "oh Dave, you know it!"
by Lauren February 20, 2003
let me start by saying I am an ex New jersian, now having said that, Do Not be MISLEAD by the nickname garden state. It is Americas biggest cess pool, the only gardens that may be growing there now are probably illegal ones(in homes in camden and vineland, most typically).The state Troopers as well as the local city divisions of police are all corrupt, egotistical, self serving,trigger happy fucks, with a permanent bug up their ass! The most corrupt division Of NJ politics lies in the Welfare system and Division of Youth and Family services, both of which should be brought up on charges of fraud, neglegence, and Racial descrimination(I am talking about descrimination of the white americans, of which are harassed and denied ever recieving any benefits, when it's needed). It is is the biggest disgrace to America, as there are specifically no freedoms anymore for anyone who isn't rich or Is of another ethnical background outside of caucasion. The ONLY best part about New Jersey, Is the sign That Says: "You Are Now Leaving New Jersey"!
by highclassbizzitch March 04, 2008
Best state hands down.
we dont have an accent and it doesnt smell here thanks.
to all you dumb people on here making fun of us jersey girls get over it cause we're hotter than half you new york city ,and philly girls so shove itt.
we own at driving and if you cant handle it, leavee cause we dont want your ass here anyway.
not everyone here is emo so thats dumb . and for all your information , i have been to other places and i still love new jersey so suck ittt. we dont say joisey. we are not trash so you can just get over it . and not everyone here is a guido so :p ! and also we dont all look the same except for the fact that we're all drop dead sexy .
dont mess, camden will kill your ass . yeah im from new jersey , and damn proud of itt.
and to all you californians and new yorkers who think your hot shitt ? you can kiss my part irish-part italian ass and leave!
peacee bitchhhes.
we dont have an accent and it doesnt smell here thanks.
to all you dumb people on here making fun of us jersey girls get over it cause we're hotter than half you new york city ,and philly girls so shove itt.
we own at driving and if you cant handle it, leavee cause we dont want your ass here anyway.
not everyone here is emo so thats dumb . and for all your information , i have been to other places and i still love new jersey so suck ittt. we dont say joisey. we are not trash so you can just get over it . and not everyone here is a guido so :p ! and also we dont all look the same except for the fact that we're all drop dead sexy .
dont mess, camden will kill your ass . yeah im from new jersey , and damn proud of itt.
and to all you californians and new yorkers who think your hot shitt ? you can kiss my part irish-part italian ass and leave!
peacee bitchhhes.
by megannnnelizabeth August 24, 2008