Bo'ness

Hell on earth. A town in Scotland which Mordor from Lord Of The Rings was based on. The town is populated by the scum of the Earth, e.g. Jakies, Junkies, tinks, bums, tramps, crackheads, Emos and people who make/watch Scat. Bo'ness is the reason why Hitler didn't invade Britain. Real name is Borrowstoneness, but the people who live there are illiterate, therefore unable to spell that.

Retard - "Shit man, it's gonna take 3 hours to get to Grangemouth that way, why don't we just go through Bo'ness?"

Sensible guy - *Blows retard's head off*

by Merryweather April 22, 2006

loch ness monster

An ugly woman (coined by groundskeeper Willie)

Ach! Back to the loch with YOU nessie!

by Omgwtfbbq October 10, 2004

nessa

nessa is usally a name for girls who are in painnnnnnnnnnn

i think nessa is in painnnnnnnnnnnnnn

by timotheeismylifeee September 27, 2020

un-ergonomic-ness

1) To not be the very nature of ergonomic. The opposite of ergonomic.
2) A made up word by Digo Raccoon upon the discovery of those 8-bit nintendo controllers and how he used to play on those things and not get sore from them.

My hands are sore from the un-ergonomic-ness of those controllers.

by Stragus Magus July 29, 2003

Neils Bohr

One of the most instrumental atomic theorists, Neils Bohr was the first to acknowledge that electrons orbit the nucleus instead of the commonly accepted "plum pudding" atom model. Made the first 3D model of an atom, but was completely wrong about almost everything associated with atoms.

"Crap I hate Chemistry"

by Jordon December 11, 2003

A Loch Ness Monster

A bowel movement so great in length that the end of the feces is protruding from the toilet water thus resembling the "Loch Ness Monster".

Some sick bastard left a Loch Ness Monster in the work bathroom.

by Bender77 May 30, 2008

G'ness

Being both a 'G' and a 'Genius' while on God's side

Devil: You got mad mic skills dawg... Drop that ignorant club sh* and we can make some serious money!

Tupac: My mission is to be more than just a rap musician, the elevation of today's generation if I can make em' listen...

God: My bwoiii! That's some real G'ness...

by Ho-Yizzle December 20, 2012