Chocolate Nails

When one wipes too hard, the fingers rip through the toilet paper submerging their hand in shit, and one brings hand back up to reveal chocolate nails.

I used cheap toilet paper, and after the first wipe, I had to wash my chocolate nails immediately.

by Tenacious Z October 18, 2012

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swamp nail

(n): The tip of a finger, mostly the index and middle, that is covered in weed resin from packing a bowl or moving the weed in the bowl to the side.

we all have some swamp nails after smoking

by reeferallthetime September 20, 2005

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Nail or Fail

Phrase used to determine whether you are going to have sex or not. It assumes that to not have sex is to fail the conquest.

Are you going to nail or fail with that girl your talking to.

by Ptownuk January 27, 2010

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Stylus Nail

A finger nail that one grows longer than others so that it can be used in lieu of a stylus on a PDA, or smartphone.

See also: Coke Nail

"Dude! What's up with your pointer finger nail?"
"Huh? oh, that's my stylus nail. For my iPhone."
"Um, okay... but does it have to have a French Tip?"

by jameser612 February 23, 2010

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A nail technician is a professional who specialises in fake nails.

A friendship is the cooperative and supportive relationship between two or more people

A nail friend is a nail technician who has no friends so stalks their clients to the point where they cancel appointments and avoid at all costs.

Friend. 'Nail Friend'

Text Message "Hi it was so good to see you today I hope we can do it again soon. We are best friends now"

Reply "Erm.. ok.."

"Its my friend... my nail friend..."

by Stalk off October 10, 2009

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