Nacho Camacho

The offspring of a Nacho Camacho and a (god-forsaken) human, have only been known to survive outside of the womb for 20 minutes. They quickly succumb to the bright lights of a delivery room, but it is still unknown whether there has been a successful birth underground. Legend has it, that there has been and still is ONE living hum-ach that roams the earth. It is said that he is aimlessly searching for love and for a very special lady to bring down to his cave. No reports have led to the location of this hum-ach, so scientists believe that he has had no luck in the lady department.

Once a year, on cinco de mayo, they will partake in festivities during the night time. These beings have been known to really live it up on these special holidays, and bring cheer to all of the cave-dwelling, alcohol intoxicated, blind as a bat women. These women are strangely attracted to their breath, and it has been a mysterious phenomenon for the past million years. These god-forsaken women are the only non-Camacho living species known to withstand the camach breath for longer then 4 seconds...without being put into a coma or worse, burned to death.

(baby)"Mama..mama..HUNGRY"

"I'm so drunk and blind as a bat! Jeez, that Nacho Camacho looks handsome!"

by Keeper of the Camach February 25, 2010

nacho cheese

The greatest food.

Nacho cheese rules.

by Pop-N-Fresh December 10, 2003

Nacho Gang

The gang that goes to Applebee's at least 3 days of the week just to get half-priced Nachos.

The Nacho Gang went to Applebee's at 10:30 pm to eat.

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Nacho cheese

Throwing nacho cheese at a bitch (male or female), running at said bitch, licking the cheese off (during the process of fellatio from said bitch) and then proceeding to engage in anal sex.

Bruh, I totally nacho cheese'd that girl last night.

by Tokenjalapeno69 October 19, 2017

nacho cheese fountain

see tubgirl

man that picture of tubgirl looks like a nacho cheese fountain

by ??? April 15, 2004

Nacho Salad Sandwich

A sandwich that has chips, nacho cheese sauce, lettuces, tomato, meat, and bread.

"Shmilly, will you get me a nacho salad sandwich?!"
"Sure, wait whats a nacho salad sandwich?!"
"A sandwich with nacho salad in it, duh."

by shmammom July 14, 2009

Nacho Cheese Spread

What old people think we're saying when we said that's what she said.

Ouch! -Teen.
Nacho Cheese Spread! -Old Person.
You Mean That's What She Said?? -Teen.

by lovverrrr December 6, 2010