Natalie Portman

Appallingly bad wedge-faced actress, career sustained by membership of the Tribe and fanatical crypto-paedophilic fanbase.

Having said that, I had all sorts of filthy ideas watching 'Leon'.

'V for Vendetta' is one of the worst films ever made, in large part thanks to her lack of talent, though to be fair the script, direction and premise fucked it from the off.

Haven't seen 'Closer', don't plan to.

I'd give Natalie Portman one between the jewbs, nan, but I'd be doing her a fucking favour.

by Lord Grimcock August 28, 2007

Natalie

Natalie is Latin for "Christmas Day" or French for "Born at Christmas"
Natalie is a beautiful and wonderous name for girls and is a very popular name for girls.

"I can't wait until Natalie when we get to open our Christmas presents!"

by RawryADino June 26, 2016

natalie portman

1. Someone who is overrated.
2. Someone whose facial expressions resemble wood.
3. Someone who is haughty.

1. I heard she was pretty but she's a Natalie Portman.
2. She acted about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.

by Bite me March 19, 2005

Natalie

She is shy at first but once you get to know her she'll be the littest person you'll ever meet. She's got the style and the charm, she's sweet, pretty and sometimes she has those blonde moments. Mess with her she'll get on you, I promise that. When you need someone to talk to, talk to her she has your back. She won't tell people other people's secrets. Sometimes she might do something wrong and she feels bad about it just give her another chance. She has the advice for everything and can solve things quickly. She loves meeting new people, she'll go up to you and say "Hi what's your name!" If you ever run into a Natalie just stop and say hi.

omg I really want to meet this Natalie she is sooooo pretty and nice, I need to get the advice.

by Ashley Weber April 6, 2017

Nataliephobic

Someone who hates or fears Natalieisvibin

Daniel is a Nataliephobe?!
Daniel is so Nataliephobic like what the fuck?!?!

by Natalieisvibin May 13, 2021

Natalie

A kind, caring, cool and very funny person who is one of th enicest people you will ever meet. =) she never has a bad word to say about anyone and is a 100% reliable friend.

Natalie is my awesomest friend!!! =P feeling down? GET A NATALIE! =)

by hehehe.. happy. =) July 21, 2009

Natalie Imbrugliaed

When someone is torn aboutt a decision they have to make. Origin lies in the Natalie Imbruglia song, "Torn."

I'm so Natalie Imbrugliaed on whether I should order the fish or the chicken.

by Pseudo P November 1, 2009