-Uggs and a black North Face fleece on a girl
-Usually seen traveling in packs
-Common among sorority gals
-Usually seen traveling in packs
-Common among sorority gals
Eric: Whats your muff count today?
Mike: I saw 23 today
Kevin: You would think a muff wouldn't want to wear the same Muff Uniform as all her friends.
Eric: They travel in packs for safety
Mike: I saw 23 today
Kevin: You would think a muff wouldn't want to wear the same Muff Uniform as all her friends.
Eric: They travel in packs for safety
by Japfar March 5, 2010
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An all-girl pop/punk/rock band whose lyrics are funny yet non-offensive. They have no talent but are still very lovable due to the fact that they are cute and fun loving girls.
by Damn Mandy June 4, 2007
Get the Velveteen Muff mug.1. When you give a nice feel or tap to a woman's vagina either sexual or not sexual.
2. When at a bar, you move your arm in a downward motion, and instead of swinging at air, you get a nice handful of a random woman's vagina.
2. When at a bar, you move your arm in a downward motion, and instead of swinging at air, you get a nice handful of a random woman's vagina.
1. I gave Becky a Muff Tap last night, and I really think she liked it. Tomorrow I might go to the next step, and give her a Polish Windmill.
2. I was slapping my friend five, but wound up to hard and gave some toothless, child support-surfing mamma a muff tap at the bar last night.
2. I was slapping my friend five, but wound up to hard and gave some toothless, child support-surfing mamma a muff tap at the bar last night.
by Thedrizzle77 November 26, 2009
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Noun
1. When you're postin' up and you see Pres-Teeves Worldwide sponsored by Damngoodbeer doing his work.
2. Outrageous slayer of poon.
3. Girth-Domed masterpiece.
Noun
1. When you're postin' up and you see Pres-Teeves Worldwide sponsored by Damngoodbeer doing his work.
2. Outrageous slayer of poon.
3. Girth-Domed masterpiece.
William: Eh, yo John man see that Pres-Teeves over there in L-Town with that big shit poppin'?
John: Heard that. That's that girth-man Muff Teeves.
Suh: Yee.
John: Heard that. That's that girth-man Muff Teeves.
Suh: Yee.
by Niles Hassleman December 18, 2009
Get the Muff Teeves mug.A tremendously unkempt bush covering a woman's genitalia. Much like the biblical figure Samson, the power muff derives its strength from from its length, fullness and overall unruly presentation. It may rise up toward the naval (upper Puff), down the buttocks (Powder Room Muff), but the most powerful of these muffs covers both of these areas much like that of a gorilla's fur. A contrast to the popular pubic dressing of a Brazilian wax, it is ironically revered and eroticized by many in the modern world (see Hipster).
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