Puckering Maltesers

The act of shiting oneself in fear so much that you can't retain control of your asshole and so little globs of malteser shaped poo come out uncontrollably.

Manchester United are puckering maltesers at the prospect of playing Manchest City today.

by SebilCrostar August 7, 2025

Mucking out

Wirral slang for clearing out an anal passage

Look at JonBoy giving himself and The Ferret a reet good mucking out with the foot pump

by Birkenhead Bugle October 13, 2025

space murdering

When a person, or people stand in the way of a place or area where other needs to move or go.

Why are those two idiots standing at the entrance of the elevator having a conversation? They are just space murdering!

by Google593 September 5, 2011

Cookie Murdering bitch

Me, a girl who made an adorable little snowman cookie, then ate it, resulting in the act of my friend yelling at me

"Olivia you cookie murdering bitch"

by Lesbiace Mess December 19, 2020

Basil Muttering

When something frustrates/upsets someone and they can't fix it

My girlfriend has been having trouble with her herb garden, so she's been doing a lot of basil muttering.

by CosmoTheFrog February 5, 2021

Micro-muttering

Speaking in a very inaudible voice to oneself within earshot of others. People around you ask, "Are you talking to me?" a couple of times since you are having your own back-and-forth conversation; one voice out loud, but not loud and the other, in one's head.

Billy, are talking or listening to me? I asked you twice to speak up. Oh sorry dear, I was simply micro-muttering.

by goodone! June 20, 2023

Actively provoke me into murdering kids

And that's what ole' Sam Sedar is trying distract you from.

Hym "The fact that while he is telling you not to do anything to stop the children from getting murdered.... He is also instructing people to actively provoke me into murdering kids. So it's a 2 pronged attack. Intended both to provoke and immiserate me into child murder because taking my freedom is more important to him than your kids not getting murdered. And he as already MADE IT HAPPEN. They are calling for people to use the weaponized schizophrenia. The people they are doing it to a murdering you kids for it. And then Sam Sedar goes on his show, lies to you about how the only solution if banning guns (even though there was a mass stabbing that killed 10 people and several shootings that killed less than 10) and then YOU vote for the people and policies he tells you to vote for and regardless of whether or not you kids die Sam Sedar get more political power for himself. And that's all this is about. Keeping himself on the internet. Which is not what's going to happen if I have anything to say about it. He want you to lie for him now, so that if the kid dies you have an easier time lying about his culpability. You think he is going to come forward and say 'yeah I didn't like what he said on urban dictionary so I provoked, stalked, and harassed him for several years to get him to murder a kid?' No. He won't do that. But YOU will have to live with the decision he made and you have have to live with the only choice I was given and I won't."

by Hym Iam October 31, 2025