Palm M&M's

The horrifying, mutant breed of M&M's that have been transformed succeeding any time spent being held in a human hand.

Rick: Hey Jane, would you care for any M'M's? (Holding out an enclosed fist)

Jane: Why sure! That is so kind of you.

(As Rick starts to open his hand)

Jane: Wait a doggone second, do you expect me to eat those palm M&M's. Your half melted, color faded, shell cracked M&M's? Those slightly warmer than room temperature candies thanks to their recent close encounter with a human body? Shall I directly take them from you as they wantonly cling to your palm? Yeah, check yourself Rick.

by pringleballs January 13, 2012

Penis m&m’s

When a guy cuts a hole in the bottom of a bowl, then inserts his penis into the bowl while filling the bowl with m&m’s. Then the girl begins to eat the m&m’s until she has reached the treat at the bottom

“Dude like me and this girl made penis m&m’s last night at her dads house”

by Nicholas Oaks May 2, 2018

poppin m's

When someone is taking the drug molly in a capsule.

"My young niggas poppin m's and sippin dirty jones."

by thatdude309yaherr January 25, 2017

d.r.e.a.m.s.m.p21

amazing person who is very hawt and likes dsmp and reads a lot of books, and is one of my very few besties

d.r.e.a.m.s.m.p21 is so cool!
and swaggy

by dreamwastackn September 5, 2021

What the fuck I’m s’pposed to say

When you're put in a awkward position with nothing to say so you laugh and sing, "what the fuck I'm s'possed to say" as you're walking away, quietly add the ay ay ay"

Credit to boogie wit da hoodie- say A'

“I love you”

“What the fuck i’m s’pposed to say?”

by Maureenmcdesk234 October 30, 2017

Peanut M&M’s

Makeshift anal beads in which one partner must suck the candy out the “bum” of another partner.

“Honey I forgot my anal beads, but I know you like peanut M&M’s. You wanna suck them out of my ass?”

by I_love_peanut_M&M’s February 19, 2024