mosquitohawk

The term originated at UC Berkeley by a Mechanical Engineering student. A mosquitohawk is a person who wanders around completely inept. A mosquitohawk is characterized by dead eyes, walks into walls, poles, doors, and has a strange attraction to warm lights(the typical Berkeley Egineering student).

While heading to class, a mosquitohawk ran into me on the side walk.

by solidsnakecsm101 February 26, 2011

Mosue

The event in which a straight man trips over onto a penis, with the penis entering his mouth.

Adam: "Mate are you okay? You look down."
John: "Not really... last night I totally mosued, it was embarrassing."
Adam: "Eww that's sick!"

by rainbowsuncream October 30, 2011

Mosquito Bloke

The Mosquito Bloke, or more precisely receiving a Mosquito Bloke, would be the act of your sexual partner vomiting on your penis whilst receiving a blumpkin. Either by accident or calculatingly or consensually agreed by both parties before hand.

"Hey Luke, what did you get up to last night?........well it's a funny story, Naomi was giving me that long promised blumpkin we had been talking about about for a while, however she had eaten a large portion of Mushroom Cordial and Stilton Blobber earlier on in the night so my cock made her gag and she spewed all over my manhood, it was an awesome Mosquito Bloke, even though it was an accident! I'm gonna ask her if she'll do one on purpose tomorrow night"

by Blobber Cod January 10, 2012

monquette

Monquette is a short african american female with a fairly nice cake and a wonderful twerker.She can grind, rednose , nae nae , any dance you can think of she can do it the best ! Monquette is nice unless you get on her bad side then she'll go thugg on you. Monquette fonds the minions and Freddy E. She is very pretty and almost all the guys want her bc of her flawless body. Monquette like late night calls and staying up on school nights. She has a wonderful personality and is very mature.

Did you see her at the party ?

Hell yeah she was dancing like monquette !

Righh ! she broke all the guys dicks!

by Mufasaaa Poppin February 1, 2014

Mosquito ting

A gyal that always trying to suck a nigga, like a mosquito

Sapphire wouldn't stop hitting my line last night. She a mosquito ting fr bruv.

by coolman4200 July 11, 2018

mosquito twatter

A type of twatting stick, made specifically for the twatting of mosquitoes.

Entirely different, from the twatting sticks used in zen

I'm going to twat that mosquito, with my mosquito twatter.

by Bobby twist August 21, 2019

Mosquitoes

The most annoying little fricks on the planet. They suck your blood for their babies but I don’t care they leave a fricking bug bite behind and everyone hates it

Oh my god, those mosquitoes bit me again

by TIMMYGETOFFTHECOMPUTER August 24, 2021