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salt miner

A salt miner is someone who is extremely competitive in sports or games, who dose not care how many feelings get hurt on the way to victory.

Salt miners gloat about thier wins in everything and never take a loss lightly.

A salt miner enjoys making someone else lose as much as they enjoy winning.
Monopoly was a bad choice with Susie, she is such a salt miner.

Last time Jim won in checkers he talked about it for a month, that damn salt miner!

Clara scared me while I was playing Jenga with friends, I lost and that salt miner just laughed.
by Dank Memes420 October 25, 2016
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Shit Miner

by Butters September 28, 2004
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vagina miner

a conquistidor of the female genatalia; one that tears through cooters as fast as we burn coal
Ever since he got to college, once-quiet Terence has become quite the vagina miner.
by Joseph McCartney November 2, 2005
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Des Moines

The capital city of Iowa, also the largest city in Iowa with a metro population of about a half mil (not huge but good sized for the midwest). Contrary to popular belief, not a bad city, ranked #4 for quality of life in the US. Only really bad part is Des Moines is over 80% white, so it's not very "hip."
Dude, are you going to the concert in Des Moines?
by Iowan December 3, 2004
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booger miner

a person with the disgusting habit of picking his or her nose while visible to the public. nothing subtle about the booger miner's approach-finger(s) inserted beyond the knuckle, accompanied by much digging around. gross? nauseating? you bet!! the verb form is booger mining.
while riding the bus to work the other day, gerry looked across the aisle at the most gorgeous woman he'd ever seen. astonishing face, magnificent hair, perfect figure, and long, slender legs. he tried to avoid staring at her, fearing he'd appear to be uncivilized and boorish, so he didn't notice that she'd inserted her left pinkie finger demurely into her nostril and began vigorously grinding away. finally he could no longer resist; he had to gaze upon her again. turning toward her, he quietly said "excuse me, i don't mean to be forward, but...." and just as he was about to ask her out, she turned toward him, smiling radiantly, and said "that's alright, go ahead." to his horror, gerry learned that this woman, the embodiment of all that is desirable about the opposite sex, was, in fact, a booger miner, for she had neglected to remove her finger from her nose before answering him. dizziness overcame him as he left the bus fourteen blocks from his office just to get away from the terrible thing he'd just witnessed.
by earpuller June 25, 2006
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Des Moines Diaper

The act of anal sex with a female that when completed with said act evidence of anal sex is left on the male penis and the said evidence is wiped on the females panties and the female puts the panties back on without knowledge of said evidence.
Dude I fucked that chick from the bar up her ass last night and when we were done I gave her the ole Des Moines Diaper!!
by LIL_MARK June 4, 2009
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mud miner

1. A gay dude who shovels poop out of other guy's buttholes.
2. A straight guy who shovels poop out of girls buttholes.
dude that fag shane is a mud miner.
by coolkid6969 August 21, 2009
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