Mock Block

The act of making fun of yourself to preempt a funnier person from making fun of you. Used by less humorous folk as a defense mechanism.

Jill mock blocked Jack by making fun of her hill climbing skills before Jack could land his zinger.

by JumpingBakflash December 20, 2013

mocking

THE REAL FUCKING MOCKING

THE REAL
MOTHERFUCKIN
MOCKING

Fat brown Chad with 75'' vertical
Micro Penis

NFT Billionaire

"ayo its mocking"

"are you the real mocking??"

by REAL MOCKING January 28, 2022

Mocked

Getting groped by your music teacher and him going to court and being innocent even though there were several eye witnesses

Dude did you hear that Grace O. got mocked?

by ball slanger June 14, 2022

Grayson Mock

Absolute specimen of the human race. Better than everyone at everything he does

Man 1: “Have you seen that amazing guy Grayson Mock recently?”
Woman 1: “No but when I do I’m gonna ask him to marry me and have lots of babies with me!”

by Dillianmorse’slover November 21, 2021

‘Mock

short for a hammock. only cool people call it a mock, and you are stupid if you don’t know what a mock is.

Robert went to the outdoor gear store and bought an orange ‘mock.

by Guacamole.69 March 10, 2020

Mock Daughter

An unmarried partner's unrelated daughter that has become family.

Today is my mock daughter's birthday versus today is my boyfriend's daughter's birthday who has become family

by Old Louisville Vee April 10, 2022

Mock-Cock Docking

Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.

They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.

See also Docking, Cock-Docking

The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.

by Hexxidecimal7 December 7, 2024