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Macrophenomenal

An adjective describing the meticulous collecting of odd data.

First coined in the title to the blog, FreeDarko's book, The Macrophenomenal Pro Basketball Almanac, the term is slowly taking foot in Northwestern's greek community, namely the fraternity, FIJI.
One example of a macrophenomenal endevour is FIJI chief justice, Andrew Feldman, transcribing the whole spoken word dialogue (identified for each character), as well as cataloging the exact start and end times of rap samples in the digital media, City of God's Son, by Kenzo Digital.

A forthcoming example of a macrophenomenal endevour, by said Chief Justice Feldman will be his cartography of the Chicago neighborhood, Wicker Park. Justice Feldman plans to rely on a map format to note, review, and comment on the entirety of the universe eminating from the triple-intersection of Damen, North and Milwaukee.
by feldmaniac February 10, 2009
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Microphoned

During oral sex, the person giving oral sex grabs the penis in one hand and slaps the head with the palm of the other hand saying "Is this thing on?"

Repeat until he answers or falls to the floor.
"She was giving me head, smiled and then the bitch microphoned me!"

Next time you give head and your man hasnt been listening, microphone him. I bet he'll listen next time!
by SweetMaurine November 23, 2016
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microphone emoji

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blowing in the microphone

I blowed in the microphone after that kid sniped me

Blowing in the microphone is offensive
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Microphone

used specifically during smoking sessions,meaning to keep the blunt with you and not pass it,either intentionally or unintentionally.😁
Haji, don't microphone the joint.
by Stoner_dictionary August 17, 2018
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microphone sex

Sexual intercourse (usually done without a microphone in the room) in which the orgasms are so loud that they seem to be amplified.
Me and my girlfriend had microphone sex last night; the neighbors called 911 because they thought it was a break-in (which in a way it sorta was).
by reallyhotguy666666665 January 22, 2012
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Micro Peen

(Adj.)
Short for “Micro Penis
Used to describe an Asian man’s penis. Generally 3 inches and under.
Hey man, lemme get a taste of that micro peen ;)”
by microoo-pp-lover 8=D March 17, 2019
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