merank

to masturbate using the remenants of a dead fish.

i had a good merank last night.

by ptt November 26, 2003

lemon meringue

When a guy blows his load in a girls mouth and follows it with a stream of urine.

"I drank so much last night, then totally lemon meringued that girl."

by Daniel cumtongue Nelson March 24, 2009

Lemon Meringue Pie

After a man has finished his load in a girl's vagina or anus, he let's himself go flaccid and proceeds to piss into either orifice, creating a runny, lemony colored creampie.

Dude 1: "Gave my girlfriend a lemon meringue pie the other night."
Dude 2: "How was it?"
Dude 1: "Can't look her in the face anymore."

by JamesLeFranc March 4, 2010

meringue

1. A creamy dessert topping, known well as part of lemon meringue pie.
2. Slang for jizz.

"I got meringue in my hair!"
"That's a sticky mess."

by SoySocks April 17, 2014

lemon meringue pie

During sex, one cums inside of their female partner, and upon finishing proceeds to urinate inside of the vagina, hence creating a creamy lemon meringue dessert. To finish the job, it is encouraged to eat the concoction and share it with ones partner in a passionate kiss.

That lemon meringue pie that I just ate out of my girlfriend's vagina tasted that much better because I made it.

by Rudy Flyer September 30, 2007

Mernigger

Terrors of the sea. They hop aboard your boat, kill you in your sleep, steal your stuff, rape your family, and spend each day drunk off liquor. They refuse to get a real job and have no other goals in life.

More commonly known by their slang term, Pirates.

During the 1800s, Merniggers ran rampant and were feared by all honest seafarers.

by Trebor Thunder April 22, 2010

Mernandez

What you tell the cops when you don't want to tell them your last name is Hernandez and/or seem Hispanic

Officer: "Who are you?"
Suspect: "Michael Mernandez"

by Michael Mernandez October 25, 2011