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splitting the muffaletta

A coworker once suggested that the muffaletta sandwich at the local deli was too big for him to eat. He suggested that another male coworker "split the muffaletta" with him. We all loved the way that sounded for numerous reasons and can envision various definitions of the term. The actual act of splitting a sandwich with another male would seem very homosexual in nature. One wonders where does it stop - splitting a bowl of soup, an ice cream cone, a cold beverage, etc..
The act of "splitting the muffaletta" could be the act of entering a very hairy pubic area; taking on a very tough work project, ie, "this spreadsheet looks hard, looks like we are going to have the split the muffaletta!" Or, taking a crap when you butt cheeks are pimple ridden and pock marked - "I just ate tacos, now ive got to go split the muffaletta."
by muffaletta boy February 6, 2014
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moffato

A complete prick who has his entire ego up his ass.
"Man, he is such a moffato."
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muffalo

a buffalo size muffalo such as kevs mom shes good
kevs faulks mom has a muffalo
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Muffalo

When moose and buffalo mate, the offspring will either look like a buffalo or moose depending on the dominent species with one exception; the beard that you see on the moose is relocated to the rear end of the offspring thus they are called muffalo. (see also Moosin).
From back here, I'd say that animal looks like a muffalo.
But, don't shoot it - they'er out of season.
by Cliff Clavin - Cheers March 27, 2008
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moffatts

a bunch of transexual brothers with floppy hair who made irritatingly stupid pointless music and had a swarm of air headed girls as fans while they were around.
air head:i love the moffatts

anyone with brains:fuck off!
by leigh May 13, 2005
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muffalo

A buffalo with a huuuuuuge muff
On safari with my friends, Loz caught a glimps of an elderly muffalo
by DarkDestroyer January 4, 2005
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muffal

1) screwup,
2) screwup,
1)what a muffal
2)that guy's a toxic muffal
by DrakenK May 5, 2005
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