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Martina

The true meaning of ‘Martina’ cannot be described with just a few words. Your name is your destiny, heart’s desire, and personality. Martina is a name that denotes you are the foundation of society. Your good sense of structure makes you an excellent organizer and manager of any enterprise. You are also stable, disciplined, practical, reliable, hard-working, and frugal. Being impulsive is not your style. You think things through carefully before embarking on a course of action. Turning ideas to reality is one of your best traits.

Heart Desire of Martina Your heart’s desire is to settle conflicts and create harmony. Natural born peacemaker and a spiritual idealist are some of the words that describe you. You specialize in religion, philosophy, and less traditional forms of healing. The quest for enlightenment is one of your life-long pursuits. You are aware of the thoughts and feelings of others and makes you selective in choosing your friends.
if word war three was to occur just call martina to make peace
by truthloveloyality November 23, 2021
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MAPOTI

"Most Annoying People On The Internet" as defined by YouTube sensation NigaHiga.
Marsuple: "Chelsey instagrams literally every meal she eats."
Razben: "She's such a MAPOTI."
by janette339 February 28, 2013
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Louis Martin

“Louis Martin!!!” The desired response utilized by members of the audience at a comedy show when a comedian says something on stage that many would consider socially unacceptable but is f-ing funny. When you want to laugh but society says don’t … Just yell “Louis Martin!!!” The origin of the chant comes from impromptu responses at stand-up comedy shows performed by, you guessed it, nationally known comedian Louis Martin.
Quote from recent appearance at the Comedy Zone “If you are single and sexually active it is important to get tested for HIV/Aids. For guys we have a blood test that cost about $100 or you can get a swab test, slightly more painful but only cost $50. However, I started thinking and I know a homeless guy that for a dollar will do it by taste.” Crowd response, “Louis Martin!!!”
by He who yells September 25, 2010
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John Martin

A super hot loveable guy who gives the best hugs/ kisses. All girls love him and he has the cutest smile. He alwayse smells amazeing and has the sexiest brown hair and mezmerizeing brown eyes to match. He RANDOMLY POKES PEOPLE (which is totally not normal BTW)
by Q-T girl November 8, 2011
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Martin County High School

a school in Stuart, FL. aka "county". Its built on a landfill. it consists of surfers/potheads and rednecks, and wannabe preps. the staff ride around on shitty golf carts. there is a random concrete square "the stage" in a field that the seniors get to paint. yay. the 12 black people at our school hang out by metal rails called "the monkey bars" and the other minorities gather outside the drafting room. all the surfer/potheads are too late to hang out anywhere in the mornings. the majority of fights are race wars. one time the school tried to ban camo and the rebel flag. The last time an administrator tried to break up a Black girl fight, he had to go to the hospital. if you went to mchs prior to 2009, you at some point:
*snuck off for off-campus lunch guat-packed into one of the many monster trucks populating campus.
*ate at Anna's at least 3 times a week.
*got to go on field trips to the firing range and ride along with cops.
*took pre-calc or sat prep with the most awesome teacher ever.
*had that teacher either throw something that belonged to you across the room, publicly humiliate you, or tell you "you can sleep when you're dead".
*wanted to kill yourself senior year after seeing the 4900th episode of "on the prowl"
*skipped 3&4th block after the security guards left the back gate open after A lunch.
*were convinced that the ESE kids were used for slave labor.
*got a speeding ticket on campus for going 11 mph.
john:do you go to sfhs or jbhs?
bob: hellllll no fuck those schools, i go to martin county high school!
by 7722222222222222 July 27, 2010
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martini elbow

Similar to tennis elbow but obtained by a bartender after vigorously shaking martinis all night long
I was unable to pump the monkey after work last nite because I had a severe case of martini elbow.
by Johnny Tats September 27, 2007
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Markotics

Noun: A mind-altering substance with soporific effects, excessive consumption of which can lead to Markisons Disease and/or Markolepsy.
"Hey man, you should really lay off the Markotics"
by Michael A A February 7, 2008
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