Monkey 

Monkeys are the sexiest animal alive. They outbeat most men, except for very sexy men. Come on, their long hairy arms are such a turnon.

Ooo we got to go see that movie, it has a monkey in it. And we all know monkey's are sexy!

Monkey by SeXxIe BaBe August 11, 2003

monkey 

A primate. Often used in conjunction with ninjas or pirates to make something seem more original than it really is.

Hey, look at this, monkey pirates ninjas.

Youre so cool. Lets hug.

monkey by James March 8, 2004

Monkey 

A noun that is very versatile. Can be used in place of any noun.

Shut up Monkey!
Man you better beat that monkey!
Fuck that monkey!

Monkey by Kai the boss dawkins December 24, 2008

monkey 

insanely hot boy, whose nickname is monkey, you would think this is bad, but in fact, hes just a sexual jaw robber from the ukraine.

i love monkey, uhhhhh femidom.

monkey by chloerose444 April 6, 2009

monkey 

someone who is obviously on crystal meth or crank.

example: "I can tell he is monkey, you don't wanna date someone who is monkey"

monkey by monkey free December 19, 2003

Monkey 

Monkey- Corruption of money

You got any monkey

Monkey by Travis Bickle May 12, 2004

Monkey 

To shit in ones hand and throw it.

Don't make me monkey you.

Monkey by Keith Black June 21, 2004