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Shower clothes

YOU SHOWER NAKED YOU SICK FUCKING FREAK.

I GOT SOME GREAT VINTAGE SHOWER CLOTHES FROM ARK.
by chloerose444 April 6, 2009
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semi boner

When your erection is only semi, it does not go all the way. This is actually more embaressing than a true boner because people think you 'cannot get it up'
HAHHAHAHA LOOK PHIL HAS A SEMI BONER OVER CHARLOTTE!
ITS PROBABLY OVER JOHNNY CAUSE ONLY HOMOS GET SEMI BONERS!
by chloerose444 October 9, 2008
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retard juice

When a retard dribbles it is called retard juice, sometimes tard juice.
hahaha look at those retards chelsea and martin from fairy croft, they are dribbling all over the place!

that retard juice dude, i wouldnt want that with my breakfast.
by chloerose444 February 18, 2009
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tune and cumby

OMG CHELSEA WHY DONT YOU EAT SOMETHING OTEHR THAN TUNE AND CUMBY?

BUT I HEART IT!
by chloerose444 October 9, 2008
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jimbob

When two best friends love two best friends, the male candidates are called jimbob as if they are one person.
chloe + jess = bff
alan + pete = bff
CHLOE LOVES ALAN
JESS LOVES PETE.
it makes a jimbob
by chloerose444 February 18, 2009
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monkey

insanely hot boy, whose nickname is monkey, you would think this is bad, but in fact, hes just a sexual jaw robber from the ukraine.
i love monkey, uhhhhh femidom.
by chloerose444 April 6, 2009
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Coaster pants

When you laugh really hard, so you nearly wet yourself, your gunna need some coaster pants! The origin of this phrase is never clear, but we have a gorgeous liverpool bloke to thanks for it somehwere down the line...
I just sent you an email by the way.

Will it be funny?

Oh yes, hope you have you coaster pants on!
by chloerose444 April 6, 2009
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