Definitions by chloerose444

Coaster pants

When you laugh really hard, so you nearly wet yourself, your gunna need some coaster pants! The origin of this phrase is never clear, but we have a gorgeous liverpool bloke to thanks for it somehwere down the line...

I just sent you an email by the way.

Will it be funny?

Oh yes, hope you have you coaster pants on!

Coaster pants by chloerose444 April 6, 2009

Shower clothes 

Simple, the clothes you wear in the shower.

YOU SHOWER NAKED YOU SICK FUCKING FREAK.

I GOT SOME GREAT VINTAGE SHOWER CLOTHES FROM ARK.

Shower clothes by chloerose444 April 6, 2009

monkey 

insanely hot boy, whose nickname is monkey, you would think this is bad, but in fact, hes just a sexual jaw robber from the ukraine.

i love monkey, uhhhhh femidom.

monkey by chloerose444 April 6, 2009

jimbob 

When two best friends love two best friends, the male candidates are called jimbob as if they are one person.

chloe + jess = bff
alan + pete = bff
CHLOE LOVES ALAN
JESS LOVES PETE.
it makes a jimbob

jimbob by chloerose444 February 18, 2009

retard juice

When a retard dribbles it is called retard juice, sometimes tard juice.

hahaha look at those retards chelsea and martin from fairy croft, they are dribbling all over the place!

that retard juice dude, i wouldnt want that with my breakfast.

retard juice by chloerose444 February 18, 2009

retard room 

where all the retards are taught, they like to bunch them together so they won't harm normal people.

We're going past the retard room, the brains of the school.

check the note of sarcasm.

retard room by chloerose444 February 18, 2009

saggy anks

When you are wearing tights and the leftover material gathers at the bottom creating saggy ankles, abbreviated into 'saggy anks'

WOOOW you have well bad saggy anks, pull up your tights!

saggy anks by chloerose444 October 9, 2008