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Molesterol

Molesterol is a substance in your body that increases or decreases depending on the amount of molestation/molesting you experience throughout your life.

Having a high amount can lead to many complex psychological issues, and even make you dependent on the substance. Thus making you a harvester of molesterol.

In order to harvest molesterol, you must
A: Unwillingly encounter a molester.
or
B: molest.
Example 1:
"Hey, Günther, quit molesting me. My molesterol levels are getting too high and I risk becoming dependent, like you."

Example 2:
"Hansel! Get over here you cute little morsel, I have some candy for you. Just... Get in the van and we'll make a nice pie brimming with mol... I mean cholesterol."
by Mr. Marcooler July 24, 2014
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massively molested

Massively molestedmeans to get

molest someone out of pure hatred and lust
me: did you hear that joe got massively molested I wonder what that mean

Friend: it’s when you molest someone out of pure hatred
by Massive molester March 18, 2020
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Air Molesters

Thick soled white Nike athletic shoes. The shoe of choice for Child Molesters. Often seen on Middle Aged men also wearing short sleeved button up shirts and hanging around malls and parks.
Our buddy Brad showed up with some new white Nikes at the basketball game. All the parents warned their kids to not go to bathroom with the guy with the Air Molesters.
by spideyskin May 25, 2021
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molesterstache

An abbreviated form of molester moustache. Refers to the thinned-out hair clumpings grown by testosterone-challenged pedophiles and other shady sorts.
"Did you see the molesterstache on the guy driving that van? I bet he's hiding a clown suit in the back."
by SnaggPDX November 30, 2004
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horse-molested

the act of getting completely fucked beyond recognition. destroyed.
"the French military didn't stand a chance in WWII, If they hadn't surrendered, they easily would have been horse-molested
by HorseWithGloves August 30, 2018
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Mic Molestor

When playing on Xbox Live or PSN, a person using the headset (mic/microphone) has it placed really close to their mouth making them sound like they're yelling and hurting other people's ears, thus being a mic molestor.
John36: WOOOOO HEADSHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

xXxsomeonexXx: Dude, take the mic away from your mouth you fucking Mic Molestor. It's hurting my ears.
by AWEOWW May 8, 2011
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molestery

Like a molester; an adjective applied to a person who is most likely a man in a windowless van. Said individual may be sporting the ever-popular skullet.
Who is that man in the windowless van?
I don't know, but he looks molestery!
Let's away!
by bigrudy April 8, 2010
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