Meglajob

Have you ever had mega nuggets? Well newsflash they’re not mega, they’re more like 60% the size of a Wendy’s nugget and are really quite disappointing. So everything disappointing starts with Meg so like all women named Meg in particular. The one exception to our rule is the Megalodon Shark which is rather Appointing rather than disappointing. The types of appointing he does is like he comes up and he’s like, “bro Paris should go over here”, and “this is now the CEO of Apple” or some shit. But the point is a meglajob is just a disappointing form of intercourse. I think.

I don’t want a handjob, I don’t want a blowjob, gimme dat god damn Meglajob.

by BussyMan0307 June 22, 2019

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Melaher

Melahers are some of the most amazing people you will meet. While I doubt that most people would actually meet a melaher in their life, I have, and they are the type of person to make you laugh at the actual dumbest stuff because they have the weirdest sense of humor. They also have such a contagious laugh it’s crazy. They never really know how to give advice and are often very truthful when it comes to people they know. They can also be quit blunt at times but that’s just them. But you know that you can trust them with your life and they would go so far in order to help their friends. They are stunning in their looks and will make you fall in love in a second... but they are “that friend” who NEVER has a boyfriend even though guys line up to get with them. They are just so picky lol but they really are amazing people that you will find your self loving and you just can’t let go of.

Ps: she is really smart, but is also a little slow at times

Oh that’s melaher my beautiful bestieee!

omg she is so pretty what’s her name?

by bella_k January 7, 2021

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