by notoliverbatson June 4, 2024
Get the Took the Barry Way to Melbournemug. A great team back in the 1990's but they are now very shit as we have been on the bottom of the ladder for many years now.
Gone through alot of coaching staff and have mostly lasted for 2-3 months before being sacked
Gone through alot of coaching staff and have mostly lasted for 2-3 months before being sacked
News reporter: A coach of an AFL team has recently been sacked.
Me: Let me guess, was the team North Melbourne
Me: Let me guess, was the team North Melbourne
by AussieCUNT123 April 23, 2022
Get the North Melbournemug. The worst cricket club to ever walk the planet. The definition of poverty and choking in 1 franchise. Can’t stay healthy and should be replaced
by DeshaunWatsonsMassagePalace December 13, 2022
Get the Melbourne Starsmug. The city that is better than sydney and everyone is only permitted to dress in black
You can experience 4 seasons in just under an hour!
Expect to find eshays at almost every train station, threatening you and trying to steal ur nike tns, and threatening to shank you.
You can experience 4 seasons in just under an hour!
Expect to find eshays at almost every train station, threatening you and trying to steal ur nike tns, and threatening to shank you.
Tourist: Wtf?!? It was 50°c two minutes ago!! How is it snowing!?! How is it snowing in Melbourne?!?
by MaxiTheTaxi January 9, 2024
Get the Melbournemug. We are Melbourners.
by Melbourner May 3, 2017
Get the Melbournersmug. by Definitely a human(lizard) May 17, 2022
Get the Melbournemug. Melbourne is a great place, has lots to do, great history, amazing public transport and is of course the birthplace of footy. Everything about Melbourne is great, including the people.
Except for the children.
In Melbourne, most twelve year old kids have already had sex, vaped, smoked, done drugs or whatnot. Melbourne is fucked.
I’m from Melbourne btw.
Except for the children.
In Melbourne, most twelve year old kids have already had sex, vaped, smoked, done drugs or whatnot. Melbourne is fucked.
I’m from Melbourne btw.
Chinese: wife we should move to melbourne!!!
Everybody from melbourne: don’t for your sake and ours.
Everybody from melbourne: don’t for your sake and ours.
by Chris Wilder November 9, 2021
Get the Melbournemug.