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Motardation

Motivational based retardation.

The inability (unwillingness) to think, act or perform at a reasonable level due to the intense lack of motivation to participate. This is often observed as a strategy/response to get out of unwanted tasks or obligations by convincing others you suck at it so bad you won't be asked again.
I asked my roommate to clean the bathroom, but after I saw how poorly it was being done, I told him to stop and went over it myself. I have thought at times he has Selective Fatigue Syndrome, but I think at this point it may actually be Motardation to the point we will have to rethink our chore divisions.

My son begged me to mow the lawn and the first few times he did a great job. Now that it is old hat and the Motardation has set in, I might as well do it myself.
by The Bard of Morgan County October 29, 2009
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Mcardle

A decent bloke that love's his footy and his helmet. But Mcardie has changes at the age of 18 and believes that the female gender are more tempting to hang around then his closest mates. McHardle is an alcoholic and will jump on any opportunity to drink unit his body shuts down. McArdle also starts fights he cannot win.
Oi you are such a McArdle as if you are doggin the fellas. Cheers guys cheers.
by Wallace123 May 4, 2021
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motarded

Adj./Mil A combination of "motivated" and "retarded". So motivated that the individual looses common sense and does dangerous or outright stupid things, or follows protocol to the point that the individual fails to achive things. IE, the individual is so motivated that they are retarded.
Person 1: "Alex ran out into the open at a Machine Gun Nest to try and shoot the crew"
Person 2:"Well, we've always known he was motarded, but I admit that brings it to new heights."
by Dab Brill June 2, 2005
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mactard

Someone who is incapaple of using a Mac
I cannot coordinate a slow-moving mouse with only one button because I am a mactard
by jamlip April 29, 2005
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motard

A french guy retard that likes mustard.
by Toxik April 20, 2003
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Motards

Word used to describe people, mainly in "mo-county" Maryland, who use other ridiculous made-up words (most likely because they can't speak proper English) to describe people, places, and things.
I live in Silver Spring Maryland, and I just heard a teenage boy say "I slay a lot of bait." Then a teenage girl with pink hair responded, "ping!" Someone please help me! I am surrounded by motards!
by Chlamydia Forecast June 12, 2011
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Fartsy-McTarts

Either you, your friend or partner have let a fart slip. Fartsy-Mctarts is public friendly and sounds either like a cutie pie name or some strange Irish person as opposed to vile flatulence.
Hey Fartsy-Mctarts, Oops Fartsy-McTarts, did you Fartsy-McTarts?
by Catherine Marie Kaponga June 1, 2005
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