jesse mates

to flush the toilet a minimum of ten times after taking a shit

Dude, Jesse Mates just jesse matesd after he had explosive diarrhea.

by jesse mates May 14, 2011

matausi

a tongan word meaning fukk you.

Benny: you bitch
Bernie: matausi

by bernadette November 17, 2004

mateship

A bond between australian men that runs deep - very deep!

I would like to mateship you

by Johan1991 January 23, 2009

jonny no mates

A man who is at least 35 years old, is still a virgin and will never have sex in his life ever.

Bob is a jonny no mates

by Shaun Walker November 11, 2004

Mateusz

Sexy guy with great moves in bed and can get inside really quickly and bust so hard I bust in his mom

That guy was so good last night, he was a Mateusz

by SausageMaster723 July 8, 2023

Masteusche

1. The having of pre-pubescent facial hair above the lip.
2. A human of the female variety with a hairy upper lip.
3. The act of being a complete and utter hairy douchebag.
4. The act of gluing your partner's lips shut with your cum.

Ted:OMG! Todd,what the fuck is that on Mary's face?
Todd: I think it's a damn masteusche!

Grisly: "Grow some balls and shave that masteusche, nigger boy neal"

Captain America: "Wonder Boy, the next time I see your mom, I'm going to masteusche her lips together."

by Captain Cocks AKA Todd Anus June 7, 2008

mateoster

To be a punk or weak mobster or the Myspace app Mobsters.

You punk ass mateoster.

by HellDawg April 29, 2009