Leading Status

The act of posting a vague, attention seeking update on your social network profile that requires other users to inquire about your status.

John: "That girl Ashley posts nothing but leading status updates. Today's was, 'Why do things like this always happen to me?'"
Pete: "Things like what?"
John: "No one knows, she's trying to lead you into feeling bad for her and comment on her update."

by Bestkeptsecret July 25, 2011

Leading cadet

Runs around in circles and are slightly co ordinated. Easily tempted by chocolate, and simple to bribe, and are extremely viscious when told there is no chocolate, have tendancies to require very simple words when being given tasks. Experts in broom handling. Approch with caution the smell is toxic.

LOOK OUT ITS A LEADING CADET

by Riftaz11 September 16, 2012

leading zero

When something or someone is rendered useless, no good, or bad.

In mathematics:
This 0 (the leading zero) in the number 09 does not make it greater than just 9, because it's for aesthetic/formatting so it's actually useless.

"Hey Mike how was my cheat sheet?, did it worked for you in your open-note test?" ...
"Na dude your shit was literally fucking leading zero."

by Fuch naut November 18, 2019

Ms Leading

Ms Leading is the most amazing woman you will ever meet, she is beautiful, smart and funny however she has a past - full of misery and pain. For this she can be hard to be around. Her past is full of 'immoral services' and doing unfavourable things for money

I just met this new girl although shes a bit of a Ms Leading I don't think I can handle all that baggage

by Fabulous Ms Terri April 22, 2015

Loafing

The act of sitting or laying in the same spot, preferably a couch or recliner, for an abundant amount of time, then proceeding to fall asleep in it.

Matt: "Hey Barth, what are you doing?"
Barth: "I'M LOAFING"

by SkattMiba August 15, 2012

Lording

the act of enjoying your self with excess e.g. food or alcohol.

I've got a massive hang over this morning - I was 'Lording' it last night.

by Antony Butnut March 18, 2004

leading astray

Leading astray is where you tell a bunch of people abt what someone can do then that person has to be able to do it without you telling them how

I promise bean I won't lead you astray i havent in minuets. Leading astray

by nigward February 1, 2019