Lincoln Tech

a technical institute in NJ that wastes your hard earned money. filled with extremely dumb people.

"hey man, you wanna waste 16 thousand dollars?"

"sure, let's go to Lincoln Tech"

by an0nymous12345 October 29, 2008

lindy whore

A person who will Lindy Hop to any music. Especially songs that are very different than traditional swing music.

We did a little lindy whoring at the Violent Femmes show last night.
Lindy Whore
Any Time
Any where
Any music

by lasciate May 31, 2006

Lincoln Log

The beaded turds that hurt to push out and remind you of something you found in your Mom's dresser once

I ripped a lincoln log recently and it almost tore up my butthole!

by LordOfTheThings December 31, 2014

(Lincoln Park) Trixie

A 20 or 30-something female found in Chicago, IL. Their migration patterns, though originating in Lincoln Park, include Bucktown/Wicker Park, Lincoln Park, Gold Coast, Wrigleyville, Lakeview, and, increasingly, the West Loop. They are easily identifiable by their fair skin, blond hair (or at least with hightlights), good purse, manicured feet/hands, and Starbucks cup. They are born in the midwest but have found Michigan or Ohio to be so passe so they moved to the big city. The preferred form of transportation is the VW Jetta or Honda Accord. They have typically graduated from large state universities with good football teams and mediocre academics. Trixies tend to live and work in Chicago but hate their job although they will tend to stick with it as it accomodates their "urban" lifestyle. Trixies have nice belongings (clothes, shoes, purse, car) but tend to be cash-poor as they must maintain their standard of living. Trixies are typically attracted to midwestern, frat-boy types: 30-years old and still wearing baseball hats backwards and rugby shirts with horizontal stripes. They will stick with these douchebags as they are buying time until they can get married as the large engagement ring is a sign of rank in their social circles, much like chevrons & rockers in military insignia.

Um, yeah, we were at John Barleycorn's last night and I met up with some of my friends from Iowa State.

by Improv75 April 29, 2005

Abe Lincoln

When shaving your pubes you completely shave the area from the dick up and leave a little hair on your balls, therefore creating the look of Abe Lincoln.

When I showed her my Abe Lincoln she dropped her Gettysburg a dress.

by Barncat6969 December 17, 2016

Abraham Lincoln

Some dude with a top hat.

Did you see that Abraham Lincoln, his top hat was baller.

by Ghordin November 13, 2011

(Lincoln Park) Trixie

Though once located soley in Lincoln Park, the newer species of Trixie have migrated and can now be seen chatting up rich men in many neighborhoods throughout Chicagoland, including, but not limited to: Wrigleyville and Wicker Park.

Get the Hell out of Wrigleyville you Lincoln Park Trixie or I will kick your ass all the way back to Diversey myself!!!!! And take off that damn PINK Cubs shirt - buy a Red & Blue Jersey like a real fan bitch!!!

by Salacious S July 6, 2004