lizard people

If they ever figure out that you know, they'll kill you.

Shush! Keep your voice down! Do you want the lizard people to hear you?

by TastyNuclearWaste October 19, 2015

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draining the lizard

a procedure in which the human male urinates

by austexman July 14, 2005

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Mark Zuckerberg is the founder and CEO of face book but he looks like a lizard and people that look like that are lizard people

by Dooy December 01, 2019

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A philosopher, cosmoploite, poet, magikian. A strong woman whose hands stretch to all points in the right and left cognitive hemispheres.

Grace Lizard loves Sobe.

by riptuck January 11, 2005

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A whore who goes from truck to truck like a lizard who goes from rock to rock.

by trucking bong September 24, 2003

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A lizard that can run across the water at sub-sonic speeds.

Dude: "Jesus Christ, what was that?!"

Mang: "Jesus Lizard, Dude."

by Insaneplanet August 13, 2004

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A creepy guy who's always trying to look down girls' blouses

The girls are pissed because George is such a titty lizard.

by Ootie January 13, 2009

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