Lassie's Lipstick

Lassie's lipstick refers to the lipstick shaped penis of a male dog - named after the famous four legged friend from the hit TV series.

Craig: Has anyone seen my ex-wife?

Rod: Yes, she is in the powder room putting on Lassie's Lipstick

Craig: Im not quite sure what you mean Rod...?

Rod: She has carefully peeled back the dogs foreskin to reveal his lipstick shaped cock, and she is moving it provocatively around her mouth whilst masturbating. I thing once she has finished she will start dressing the dog for some action.

Craig: Fuckin whore! shes gonna get a divorce - I want the house and she can keep the dog!

by pantysniffer2012 January 9, 2012

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LARSONED

When a male t-bags another male or female for being ignorant saying "you've just been LARSONED!" ending the argument... Showing that they have been "owned"

Johnny said to Jimmy "You've just been LARSONED!" Put an end to that argument real quick.

by Bongyballs09 September 30, 2016

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lasondra

She's a lady with a big ass, caring, very helpfull , guys would die for her.

Lasondra is a very caring lady

by Toño May 20, 2017

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LaSom

LaSom is a shoelace disorder. If you have LaSom, you can often see your shoelaces open and you don't feel like tying them. This feeling may be a feeling of laziness or you just want to be a rebel and not listen to people who want you to tie your shoelaces.

It's not a French word.

Mary: OH my God John! I think you have LaSom!
John: Yes I do! I never feel like tying my shoelaces!

by Akankshya November 3, 2019

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lasho

aught, naught, we love it, we hate it, thankyou, your welcome, yes, no, over here, over there, come here, go away, aloha, ...

Crys "Can i keep you?"
Us "lasho"

by onemoretime April 5, 2010

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Lassie Blind

When lassies/Girls say their female friends are good looking or hot and they are in reality are below average/ugly. They have gone Lassie Blind.

Girl: owe my friend is some beautiful, you would like her (proceeds to show picture)
Guy:Hmm naw she ugly.
Girl: No she not she beautiful.
Guy: Aye she is, you're Lassie Blind.

by Sickboydave January 9, 2017

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