kendley

A Kendley is a weird, fun, outgoing, and hilarious friend. Although she can be nice, don’t get on her bad side. She can be useful, but sometimes needs help and can get annoying. If you have a Kendley in ur life you are lucky

There’s Kendley

by Hi there I can’t tell u my nam November 30, 2019

kindle finger

noun. An injury to one's finger, similar to tennis elbow, resulting from holding the weight of a kindle on that finger.

Ow! I can't make a proper fist because I have kindle finger.

by drfreed August 28, 2020

kindle

adjective, British slang
When someone or something is really cool, it is kindle

synonyms include: lit, fire, certi

J2Trappy : "What did man think of the recent IG?"
A1.Certi: "Bruv dat post was bare kindle"

by AJTrayTea February 27, 2021

Kindle surprise

The resonating sound a kindle makes as it bounces off your skull when you fall asleep while reading.

I had a particularly painful kindle surprise last night, hence the black eye

by Web4less July 18, 2021

kunlek

A man like no other. Silky black hair and eyes you could simply fall into. He’s got the biggest heart, but that’s not the only big thing :) he’s a family man with a soft side, but don’t fret, he’s tough as nails when it comes to standing up for capitalism. Some say he only cares about power and money. Only time will tell.

#bigheart
#familyman
#activist

Did you see that kunlek?! He looked tasty

by Bunny bounce November 23, 2021

Kindlekiss

Taking your homie out in public and smooching him. But, it’s nothing more than raw and real bromance. It truly isn’t gay at all.

Sean took mello to montero diner. He gave him a kindlekiss.

by Trocity_ December 8, 2021

Kindle Shit

A visit to the lavatory made more comfortable by the use of a Kindle, resulting in an extended stay on the bowl, affecting all of your family members who are desperate to relieve themselves.

Sienna: Dad, can I please use your ensuite to go to the toilet? Paris is in ours.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.

by Andos Hastos December 24, 2021