Just Kittens

Silly alternative to saying "Just Kidding"

I like Nickleback...just kittens you guys!

Mike is so ugly, just kittens with mittens, he's a hottie!

by prohighfiver July 20, 2010

kittens

When speaking of drugs kittens refers to Ketamine aka a cat tranqualizer that people "missuse" to get fucked up.

Man where them kittens at? (wheres the drugs)

by Margo January 6, 2004

Kitterson

A small cat (usually not very intelligent)

Owner: KITTERSON! GET OFF THE TABLE!

Owner: Look at my little Kitterson, isn't she the cutest kitty ever?

Kitterson: (not intelligent enough to meow)

by Aimee McAimerson November 29, 2011

kitterkins

A really cute, sweet, precious cat.

My cat Steve is such a kitterkins.

by I love Kitterkinkins! March 30, 2007

bear your kittens

If you're in a cozy friendship with somebody and want to take it to the next level, tell them "I want to bear your kittens!"

If they start building a nest in the sock drawer, it's a really good sign.

When Madge told Mike, "I want to bear your kittens!" she was ecstatic when he brought her a dead mouse and started nosing around in the sock drawer to build a nest.

by scodder May 6, 2010

Kittensaurusrex

A rather large half fluffy half scaly evil being that plans to eat people and take over the universe.
It also likes to sex up small children, don't ask why it just does.

"Dude do you see that kid getting raped by the kittensaurusrex"-MaT
"Yeah and he's eating some dude too"-Zane
"Has anyone seen my child... OH MY GOD IT'S A KITTENSAURUSREX RUN FOR YOU LIFE!!!!"-Judy
"What the fuck did Zane slip in my drink?"-Sav

by TMJ_Kitten_Eater August 4, 2009

loose kittens

Female version of "free balling" refers to when a woman lets her pussy run free.

Dude Kelly must be easy she was loose kittens in geology today!

by titanfan January 18, 2011