Kitchen Cabinet

The group of women you ask for advice before making major decisions. A reference to former president Andrew Jackson's presidential cabinet.

Tom wasn't sure if he she should ask Mary to formal, so he consulted his kitchen cabinet.

by Dutch_wonderboy January 19, 2010

Ashton Kutcher

Currently starring in Two and a Half Men, he's an actor who happens to looks like a douchebag when he has long hair.

Person #1: Dude, have you seen Ashton Kutcher's debut on Two and a Half Men?
Person #2: Yea, he looks like a douchebag with long hair!

by itwillbecomeannonymousforever June 15, 2013

Soup Kitchen Weed

Inspired by dirty Mike and the Boys, soup kitchen weed is manufactured through a process similar to Kopi luwak coffee beans. The process begins by feeding a homeless man some marijuana leaves. After digestion, the leftover cellulose is fertilized in the anal cavity during defecation with another homeless man's semen. The resulting marijuana product, after having been cleaned out, has been cited as being of the highest quality.

Let me roll a join from your ounce of soup kitchen weed.

by Soup Kitchen April 15, 2015

Kitchenheimer

A sous chef to a kitchen Hitler

The kitchenheimer aids in his crusade against everyone in his kitchen

by ZaraSkies July 25, 2016

Kitchen Pimp

A person who has viewed every episode of "cooking with Coolio" and is now therefore an expert at ghetto gourmet, pasta like a Rasta, and chillin and grillin'. Kitchen pimps are experts at taking cheap, nasty ingredients that no one wants an making them look appetizing, similar to how a normal pimp uses nasty whores and still makes money. Every true kitchen pimp has a kitchen pimp jacket, look up cookin' with coolio for examples.

guy 1: Yo that guy has mad cookin skills.

guy 2: Ya he's a kitchen pimp now bruh.

by I AM RETEP. August 7, 2017

kitchen black

A African American who is friends with white people and is liked by them so they don’t do as hard work as most slaves.(a person who works in a kitchen instead of being a harder working slave.

Black slaves: That kitchen black is friends with all those white guys and gets wayyy more attention.

by Kitchen black May 13, 2018

Kitchen Professor

Drug dealers who mastered the craft of cutting drugs probably cocaine into sizes to maximize profit

Where I'm from, to get 100 bags is community treasures, kitchen professors

by demontime-fam April 10, 2022