close encounter of the turd kind

1. Having a negative experience with a douchebag of a person.

2. When you step on dog poop.

3. When a monkey flings his poop and *wham! splat* catches you.

4. Any doo-related major life experience

"Whooooaaa, dude, I heard you and Ryan yelling at each other all night!" "Yeah, it was a close encounter of the turd kind."

"Hey, why are you dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."

"Damn you evil little monkey, did not expect that close encounter of the turd kind!"

"Shane and I had a close encounter of the turd kind."

by mindenoodle February 11, 2010

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Thanks for the gold kind stranger

What basic fucking 12 y/os on reddit say when their mom decides that their minion meme hilarious.

UwU Thanks for the gold kind stranger!!!

by A PINEMAN June 25, 2019

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Kindishinally (kind-ish-N-ally)

To be kind to someone for only curtain circumstances or conditions.

"He's so kindishinally (kind-ish-N-ally) with you!!!!!"

by SkyleeAttack April 20, 2011

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red kind

Red kool-aid flavors such as fruit punch, cherry and strawberry, referred to by coons as 'red kind'

Tyrone: "Yo shaniqua i jus made some kool-aid you want some?"

Shaniqua: "what kind is it?"

Tyrone: "Red kind "

Shaniqua: "Sho nuff"

by NiiZZY March 2, 2008

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it's not that kind of party

When someone does something inappropriate or too extreme for that exact time or place.

person 1:"My fly is undone"...
person 2:"it's not that kind of party!"

by kipsix October 19, 2010

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ONE OF A KIND

This sentence always connected with STRAY KIDS member LEE KNOW,for his unique personality , His ability to dance in a way that no one can beat and the way he express his love to the people he loves .

“Lee know is really one of a kind “
“This man one of a kind “
“Lee know way in love others is one of a kind”
“Lee know dance moves one of a kind “
“Lee know personality is one of a kind “

by Leeknower May 15, 2022

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