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sea kitten

A cold-blooded vertebrate animal that lives in water, moves with the help of fins, and breathes with gills. Dolphins and whales are not sea kittens, as they breathe with lungs, though they may be equally entertaining to kill for sport.

Sea kittens are a tasty alternative to eating 'land fish', also known as 'kittens'. Sea kittens are delicious when grilled, baked, or fried, with or without batter. Lemon and seasoned salt are popular garnishments, and sea kitten is often served on top of, or next to rice.

Sea kitten is rich in omega-3 fatty acids, which are essential to healthy function of humans, and can only be obtained through diet, as they cannot be synthesized through internal chemical processes.
Bob hooked a 40 pound sea kitten this weekend. We cooked up 1 lb. and threw the rest away, since we were already full of land fish and saving food is a waste of trashcan space.
by Sky Shark January 22, 2009
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Kev Kitten

Someone who might have an STD from giving anal
"Brice is such a Kev Kitten, he got butt herpes at the party last sunday."
by Jedi7211991 March 30, 2010
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Sex Kitten

A really cute girl who seems quite innocent, but oozes sex appeal. She likes a try new things and generally will go at it till she collapses with exhaustion. The kinda girl you wanna just grab and ...
Guy 1: That chick Robin is so innocent.
Guy 2: Dude! Shes a total sex kitten! I'd hit that!
by HawaiianBrudda June 3, 2010
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brown kitten-stamp

Also known as a "brown cat-stamp," this phrase refers to when a friend (or enemy) presses a cat's butt-hole on another person's clothes or skin.
Alan was disgusted when Mr. Niersen scooped up his kitten, and pressed her exposed kitten-anus against Alan's skin, leaving a cat-butt smell behind. Mr. Niersen had given Alan a brown kitten-stamp.
by al and sean September 9, 2010
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Unlucky Fried Kitten

by pluralnothing December 2, 2009
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Kitten Huffing

A relatively healthy alternative to Street Drugs. The most popular method of kitten ingestion, the "cupped hands" aproach, involves cupping one's hands around the kitten's head, and inhaling deeply through an opening in the hands, effectively sucking out the kitten's soul. Some huffers prefer huffing using plastic tubes or kitten huffing bowls.
I think I'm addicted to Kitten Huffing, I go through a couple litters a day.
by Ethan M April 20, 2007
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Danger Kitten

Danger Kitten, a Woman who flirts with numerous men , and has phone-sex with many of them
Danger Kitten called jeff for a good time.
by bbrw October 1, 2005
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