Kansas city shuffle 

When you take a goat and put its back legs in your rubber boots with your legs in them and perform an animal kingdom nasty dance. (aka- Goat boning or sheep shagging)

Branden was from kansas and got bored/horny one day. So he broke into a local farm with his high flooder's on and performed the Kansas City Shuffle on a lone goat.

Kansas city shuffle by c-colf November 23, 2011

Kansas City Clothes Line

When you are making out with a girl in a public place such as a bar, it is the action of having her stand up across the room from you alone as you charge towards her with one arm outstretched with the intent of knocking her down.

Dude, you gave that girl the best Kansas City Clothes Line!

Kansas City Clothes Line by Jack Luby May 13, 2008

kansas city right 

To pull a quick right into swiss chalet when you get a whiff of that beautiful aroma.

I was riding qwerty not paying attention to where i was going then I just had to make a Kansas City right.

If your girl breaks your heart your due for a Kansas city right.

I shoulda wrapped it up, no what you shoulda done was make a kansas city right.

kansas city right by pimpin kitchen February 28, 2011

kansas city beachball 

the sexual act of places a de-flated beachball in some ones asshole and proceding to blow it up up with your mouth all while in kansas city.

ass beachball Jim went to the beach and brought home a beachball so he shoved it up my ass and blew it up. In kansas city beachball

kansas city beachball by raper46 June 8, 2010

Kansas City truck-stop 

a guy with plenty to eat, lots of gifts and more pumps than you can count

girl#1: How was the sex with that guy you met?

girl#2: It was great! He was like a Kansas City truck-stop!

Kansas City truck-stop by freshfromconcentrate October 27, 2010

Kansas City Log Jammer

The act of using dirt as lube during anal sex. This can be used as a gay or straight term.

I could really go for a Kansas City Log Jammer right now.

Kansas City Log Jammer by Ven-Tyler June 29, 2015

kansas city sparkler 

When a woman cums on a man's penis during intercourse, and using the secretion as adhesive, glitter is put on the man's penis. This, giving the appearance of a sparkler

Dicks and Jane are very festive. Last night they made a Kansas City sparkler .

kansas city sparkler by Kansas boi April 15, 2017