puke and juke

Its where you creep on someone sleeping and puke on them. When they wake up in a stupor you proceed to hump them.

Jim: "So hows your girlfriend doing"

John: "Shes been a bitch lately so I puke and juke her last night."

Jim: "You disgust me"

by Bastille III January 15, 2009

blow this juke joint

To leave a place with bad vibes.

"Hey tuts, why don't you lose the dead weight so we can blow this juke joint!?"

by flyboi1 December 16, 2008

Swuv juke

Swuv juke is when someone try’s to avoid what your saying or avoids the whole conversation in general.

B & C : cuddle session
Colsie: “no” ( very rude and passive aggressive)
B & C : you trying to swuv juke us or somethin?

by Belphie November 5, 2021

Poop Juke

When you walk into the bathroom to take a poop and someone that you don't want to see you poop is going pee. So instead of going into the stall, you pretend to pee next to them and make small talk until they leave, then you rush in the stall and tend to your poomergency.

Guy 1: What took you so long?

Guy 2: I busted a crazy poop juke on my boss and almost shit my pants in the process.

Guy 1: Well done, Emmitt Smith

by xaulzan September 9, 2009

Crack Juke Nigger

What an Indian store owner calls a white,pot smoking,curly haired employee,who never shows up on time or at all,and does no work what so ever even when he does show up,and leaves early.

You crack juke nigger Booo,when you getting here?

by Sgm the heretic March 10, 2007

dooky juke

A dance in which you move your pelvis giving the impression you're shaking a terd out of your ass.

Brother 1. Damn man you see that bitch over there?

Brother 2. Nah what's she doing?

Brother 1. Looks like she shakin doo doo out her ass.

Brother 2. She's doin the dooky juke!

by BootyKrumper June 28, 2017

booty juke

sloppy butt fucking

Damn! Those two queers are booty juking!

by Nate June 6, 2003