Jeezy

a marijuana joint.

Justin: "hey you guys down for a session?"

Omar, Victor, Sumit: "yeah lets roll up a fat jeezy"

by oguti22 August 16, 2010

jeez

A PC Christian way of Mid-Westerners saying, "Jesus Christ!"

Husband:"We just got dumped with 10 inches of snow"
Wife: "Awe, Jeez. You gotta be kidding."

by Sarah October 30, 2003

jeed

a fucking idiot

you didn't smash the hottest girl at the party last night? you fucking jeed.

by jcjaquelkine February 16, 2017

jeezet blur

This is by far the Best Shaders for PVP EVER. I'm dead serious. Just download JeezetBlur Dude it makes you a total ChadJeezetBlur is the Cure. This is all on the Hypixel Skywars. Minecraft Shaders PVP, The BEST Shader For PVP... (ft. Evakz) are all videos that came before me. I know. These are definitely the best PVP shaders 1.8.9. THE Best Minecraft shader for PVP.

THEM: WOW WHAT BLUR IS THAT?
ME: ITS JEEZET BLUR!

by swaggamer123 October 16, 2020

jeez jizz

semen that is unintentionally ejaculated onto one's belongings.

Boy got jeez jizz all over my action figures.

by hexvex May 27, 2008

jeeznats

jeeznats is a word that you find extremely funny when you are under the influence of marijuana. it's definition is as follows:
the real name for jesus, since he was black. the europeans changed his name to jesus when they "crackerized" crhistianity.his original last name was:
juice, Jeeznats juice

man if i my baby's momma has another fucking kid im'on kill it!
i sware to jeeznats!

by max sidhu October 6, 2005

jeezuz

a wonderful streak of good luck ending with horrible bad luck.

that looks like good coffee! *finds $5 on the floor pays for coffee and spills it..*JEEZUZ!

by supasam104 January 28, 2009