Isle of sheppey

A lovely little island in Kent, south east England

You should visit the isle of sheppey

by Notmr91 December 21, 2018

islen

One ugly ass snail looking motherfucker. Blames her pants for making her booty look flat, even though there is nothing to see down there. Islen are ugly dead personality people. They fail at everything even being attractive

I can't stand islens snail face today!

by dictionary wombs June 29, 2016

Gilligan's Isle

"Gilligan's Isle" was the gayest TV show ever. Skipper and Gilligan were lovers. Skipper was the butch and Gilligan was the bitch. Why else would Gilligan be Skipper's "little buddy?"

The Professor was gay, too! Marianne and Ginger were looking for love and the Professor was the only "eligible" man on the island. Mr. Howell was married (and kind of creepy anyway, and Skipper and Gilligan were butt buddies. If Professor was straight, he would have made himself the "meat" in a "Marian and Ginger Love Sandwich!"

"Hey, Little Buddy! I'm feeling kinda lonely. How 'bout bending over to pick up my soap!"

"Oh, Skipper!"

by Silky Smooth November 5, 2003

Clean up on isle five.

Clean up on isle five is when you take a squirty dump on your partner's chest and clean it up in a mopping motion with your balls.

Benny Goodman really spilled the beans on Susan last night. Luckily he was feeling guilty enough to perform a clean up on isle five.

by Derty Keven February 3, 2010

isle of man

The "island" of useless flesh separating the nutsack and bunghole. Hence "isle of man".

I went to sit at the bar, and didn't notice that the stool was missing it's seat. Now I've got a bruise on the isle of man.

by fsbdan January 2, 2008

isle attack

When a group of four or more teenagers form a line that persistantly walks up and down the centre isle in a passenger train-obstensibly to look for seats, however, they would only consider having an totally empty set of four seats for themselves, any other permutation is rejected, hence the continuous walking up and down. Lads will do it to see what girls are aboard, ditto girls for lads. They will often swear loudly and needlessly, especially if they are looking for confrontation, as they will immediately attack anyone -verbally usually- who objects. The whole scenario is therefore often done to threaten and intimidate other passengers and is an exercise in amusement as much a practical one.

"Lets isle attack this train, there are plenty of nerds on board to worry"

by Old Shuck June 20, 2006

Echo Isles

A realm in the online game world of warcraft, where alliance outnumbers the horde 4 to 1, and yet, the alli STILL cant get the black war bear mount because they are unorganized and useless, as they are on every realm.

dude, in Echo Isles last night we PWNED some alli that tried to kill thrall!!!

by kilroaru March 8, 2009