Ísleifur

The one and only, Thor's stepson.
Some say that when he's driving on an oval, Ísleifur doesn't turn left... the Earth turns right. And when he does push ups he doesn't push him self up, he pushes the earth down.
And that he was once bitten by a king cobra, and after 5 days of agonizing pain... The cobra died. All we know, is that he's called Ísleifur. He has been killed 7 times and been reborn 12 times, he has 36 kids and 69 wife's. And his nemesis i named Salmar.

Muggles, Ísleifur

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Ísleifur

Ísleifur is an icelandic name

Friend 1: hey what did you name your kid
Friend 2: i named my child ísleifur
Friend 1: thats a beautiful name

Ísleifur by Joikjuhyggg August 11, 2019

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Isleifur

Isleifur is a big fag and he is the biggest simp and his wife teresa has a huge cock

Isleifur the fag

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isleifur is a skateboarder who has a weird girlfriend thats older than him. He listens to black sabbath and likes talking about it

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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