Ísleifur

The one and only, Thor's stepson.
Some say that when he's driving on an oval, Ísleifur doesn't turn left... the Earth turns right. And when he does push ups he doesn't push him self up, he pushes the earth down.
And that he was once bitten by a king cobra, and after 5 days of agonizing pain... The cobra died. All we know, is that he's called Ísleifur. He has been killed 7 times and been reborn 12 times, he has 36 kids and 69 wife's. And his nemesis i named Salmar.

Muggles, Ísleifur

Ísleifur by 3,1415926535897932384642 December 18, 2012

Ísleifur

Ísleifur is an icelandic name

Friend 1: hey what did you name your kid
Friend 2: i named my child ísleifur
Friend 1: thats a beautiful name

Ísleifur by Joikjuhyggg August 11, 2019

Isleifur 

Isleifur is a big fag and he is the biggest simp and his wife teresa has a huge cock

Isleifur the fag

Isleifur by anonymous November 22, 2021

isleifur 

isleifur is a skateboarder who has a weird girlfriend thats older than him. He listens to black sabbath and likes talking about it

youre such an isleifur

isleifur by bílabúð benna November 24, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019