Ísleifur

The one and only, Thor's stepson.
Some say that when he's driving on an oval, Ísleifur doesn't turn left... the Earth turns right. And when he does push ups he doesn't push him self up, he pushes the earth down.
And that he was once bitten by a king cobra, and after 5 days of agonizing pain... The cobra died. All we know, is that he's called Ísleifur. He has been killed 7 times and been reborn 12 times, he has 36 kids and 69 wife's. And his nemesis i named Salmar.

Muggles, Ísleifur

Ísleifur by 3,1415926535897932384642 December 18, 2012

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Ísleifur

Ísleifur is an icelandic name

Friend 1: hey what did you name your kid
Friend 2: i named my child ísleifur
Friend 1: thats a beautiful name

Ísleifur by Joikjuhyggg August 11, 2019

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Isleifur

Isleifur is a big fag and he is the biggest simp and his wife teresa has a huge cock

Isleifur the fag

Isleifur by anonymous November 22, 2021

isleifur

isleifur is a skateboarder who has a weird girlfriend thats older than him. He listens to black sabbath and likes talking about it

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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