Someone who claims to be a die hard fan of a music artist once one of their singles gets popular to seem cool when they actually greatly dislike said artist.
Girl: Omg I love this band! Their my favorite!
Man: Didn't you just tell me you hate these guys?
Girl: Ya but that was last week before I heard their new hit song!
Man: Man your such an Instant Listener...
Man: Didn't you just tell me you hate these guys?
Girl: Ya but that was last week before I heard their new hit song!
Man: Man your such an Instant Listener...
by Nick Corn October 21, 2008
Refers to a movie that didn't do well at the box office, or isn't very good. Modern version of "straight to video", as in netflix, instead of having to add it to your que, you can watch it on instant netflix immediately, thus showing its poor quality.
by netflixuser November 28, 2009
A tranquiliser...obviously :P
by actions_speak_louder_than_worms August 30, 2003
to walk into a dance club and see a bunch of hot bitches; when you leave you tell your buddies that you got an instant hard on in front of your wife.
by Ziggy21 August 10, 2008
Having a woman on your shoulders, pick her up slightly and spin her around putting her vaginal area on your face, leaving no choice but to indulge in your quick meal.
Chris: Dude, this chick went on my shoulders, so guess what bro happened.
Greg: Instant Ramen?
Chris: Instant Ramen.
Greg: Instant Ramen?
Chris: Instant Ramen.
by EnragedJekyll November 27, 2015
I don't believe in Karma but if you do then don't release a song like Instant Karma cause IT WILL GET YOU!
by Cobain/Nirvana....cosmic irony! - LOL ! December 26, 2003
the perfect baby, all the fun, practically none of the poop. virtually unlimited attention span! cute as a frigging button. matches most decors!
Girl 1: i dont want to pop out any creatures out of my twat
Girl 2: you dont have to, there is always an instant baby!
Girl 2: you dont have to, there is always an instant baby!
by cow September 05, 2003