hung with a new rope 

Used to poke fun at a complainer or to ironically acknowledge a complaint.

"Hell, you'd bitch if you were hung with a new rope!"

hung with a new rope by Marc Linn September 7, 2005

hung like a whale 

to have a hugemongous penis; having a penis similar to that of a whale's.

Oh my god, I heard that kid was hung like a whale!

hung like a whale by Incognitus February 25, 2009

Hung Like a Brandon 

1. Black down under
2. No, really, place. Like burned. Or dead.

Brandon: I'm black down under
IJ: That's gross, like its dead or something.
Onlooker: Wow, you must be hung like a brandon

Hung Like a Brandon by Brandon Zhang January 21, 2007

hung like a spanish curtain 

A male endowed with a thick and heavy penis

That bloke is hung like a spanish curtain

hung like a spanish curtain by Teehomo April 1, 2008

hung like a gnat 

You can imagine the minute preportions of a gnats sexual organs.

As soon as she found out I was hung like a gnat, she wanted nothing to do with me.

hung like a gnat by Ed Skunk May 24, 2006

hung like a hamster

Slang for having a below average sized penis. Became "famous" by Brad Pitt admitting he was hung like a hamster.

Bradd Pitt said (after being asked if he thought he represented the perfect male specimen): “I don’t know if that’s true — I’m hung like a hamster.”

hung like a hamster by flake May 5, 2004

hung sideways 

Having trouble having a bowel movement. Also known as extreme constipation

I can't take a shit, it's hung sideways!

hung sideways by fidel_castro April 10, 2009