Hiddledick

Tom Hiddleston’s dick

Just one look at the hiddledick and everyone (even men) gets pregnant

by Thong hiddleston March 13, 2019

hudder

When you choke or mess up

Yo man you are such a hudder how did you miss!

by Otter's totter July 6, 2019

Turd Hurdle

Anything in ones way along the most direct path between your current location and the nearest toilet when arriving at the privy is a very "time sensitive affair". These obstacles should be lept over with haste and zeal proportional to how severe a turtle head is in progress.

"Dude, Jibba gambled with some Taco Bell and lost, he stiff legged it all the way to his front door, he opened it up and his dog rushed him, his girlfriend started in on him, and his cell phone rang simultaneously. He proved he has mastered the art of the turd hurdle."

by Mr. Blobfish August 6, 2016

Nerd Hurdle

(nûrd hûr’dl) n., v. -dled, -dling n.

a barrier or blockade of ‘nerdiness’ that an individual not of the nerd persuasion must metaphorically ‘leap’ over in order to enjoy or fully appreciate a given experience or situation.

-v. to successfully overcome a nerd hurdle.

She loves Mel Gibson but the aliens were just too big a Nerd Hurdle for her to really enjoy Signs.

by masterofknowledge April 18, 2010

Hiddle

A very rare human being, large eyes and very strange features.

John Major

by Will November 28, 2003

Tom Hiddleston

another celebrity crush..oooo i am the bad guy.... this is my escape plan....you been loki'd true fan would know what i raliking about....hot...great

Tom Hiddleston stars in: thor's, avengers, high rise, Loki, king Kong

by hotlava101 December 6, 2021

Haddled

An extreme infatuation that may result in jumping, spinning, or clicking ones heels.

"Lloyd is pretty into his new chick"

"Yeah, he's haddled."

by jimknob August 31, 2011