Someone who enjoys all the perks of living on a farm whilst contributing absolutely jack shit to the national agricultural industry. Often observed sponging off the government by claiming every kind of grant or subsidy going like it's some kind of fucking give-away. A hobby farmer will own all the machinery and equipment necessary to run a successful working farm but with the slight oversight of not having any fucking livestock or crops. Not even chickens. Fingers like parsnips and trousers held up with baling twine, hobby farmers are often gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.
Michael: Will the hobby farmer be joining us?
John: No he's busy finishing off his dry stone wall so that real farmers can't sneak a look at all the food he isn't producing.
John: No he's busy finishing off his dry stone wall so that real farmers can't sneak a look at all the food he isn't producing.
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The drummer himself said, "It's a term that people in Southern California use to describe a shoe fetish"
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So there you go. Besides that, it's a band. If you hadn't caught that already.
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